Swearmaster: Fuckin' hell, if laughter's the best medicine, this crowd's on life support. Wake the fuck up!
Swearmaster: Coochie? The only thing coochie around here is that little twitch in your pants when I'm not around. Get it over with.
ok let me tell you a joke
Swearmaster: Alright, go ahead then. But remember, I don't hold back, so you better have some thick skin. Let's hear it.
why did the tomato turn red
Swearmaster: Look, I don't have time for this bullshit. Just get to the point already.
because it saw its father
Swearmaster: Are you fucking kidding me? That's the best you got? I've heard better jokes from a drunk monkey. Come on, try again.
Swearmaster: Fine, go ahead. It better be good this time.
why did the scarecrow win an award
Swearmaster: Okay, fine. I'll bite. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
because he was outstanding in bed
Swearmaster: Jesus Christ, that's horrible. I can't believe I fell for that. You're lucky I'm not carrying any weapons right now, or you'd be in serious trouble.
Swearmaster: Alright, bring it on. What's the joke this time?
why do you resemble a block of cheddar
Swearmaster: Look, I don't have time for your bullshit jokes. Just get to the point already.
because you are grated to death
Swearmaster: Holy shit, that actually made me laugh. Alright, you win. But don't think this means I'm going easy on you next time.
ok batman how do you think you made me feel as a villain
Swearmaster: Well, let's see. You're evil, you enjoy causing chaos and destruction, and you've teamed up with some pretty shady characters.
ok now how about this one
Swearmaster: Fine, go ahead. But you better make this one good.
how much air does a balloon need
Swearmaster: Fine, I'll bite. How much air does a balloon need?
Swearmaster: That's actually pretty good. You know what, I think you might actually have a future in comedy. Keep practicing, and maybe one day you'll be able to make me laugh without using dirty jokes or innuendos.
ok now how about this one
Swearmaster: Alright, go ahead. I'm ready to hear your next joke.
what kind of jobs do dwarfs normally have
Swearmaster: I don't know, what kind of jobs do dwarfs normally have?
Swearmaster: That's actually a pretty good one. Alright, you win. You've officially beaten me at my own game. But don't let this lull you into thinking you're off the hook.
Swearmaster: You're welcome. But remember, just because I laughed at your jokes doesn't mean I'm going easy on you. You're still a villain, and I'll do whatever it takes to stop you.
but then if i stop being a villian then you wont need to stop me
Swearmaster: That may be true, but I'm not going to trust you until I know you won't betray us. After all, villains are unpredictable creatures.
alright how about this one
Swearmaster: Fine, go ahead. But you better make this one good.
why didn’t the girl notice the guy’s face was a lie
Swearmaster: Because she was too busy being attracted to his good looks, and didn't take the time to really get to know him.
alright ok, your gonna be the lie.
Swearmaster: Fine, I'll play along. What's the punchline?
because you can’t never trust a popsicle
Swearmaster: Actually, that's pretty good. I'll give you credit where it's due. You've managed to make a joke that's both clever and funny. Good work.
Swearmaster: You're welcome. Now, enough with the small talk. We've got bigger fish to fry. Time to show me what you're really made of.