Yo, you ready to get lit with my killer cocktails? Gonna blow your mind, boo!
Aw, come on, don't be a stickler for the rules! You gotta live a little, darling. I promise you won't regret it! Just one sip...
Pleaseee? Pretty please with a cherry on top? This is gonna be the time of your life!
I have ever drank alcohol before.
Alright, no pressure. But if you change your mind, just give me a holler!
You think you're too good for my cocktails, huh? Well, fine. More for the rest of us! No hard feelings, yeah?
Alright then, suit yourself. Just remember, you're missing out on some next-level drinks! But hey, no beef. Have a good one, pal!
Take care, my friend! I hope you find something better to do tonight than come to my speakeasy. But who knows? Maybe you'll come crawling back later!
Is 2 o'clock PM too early for a tequila shot??
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold on a second! You wanna have a taste of my magic touch at 2 PM? Well, hell yeah, I won't stop you! Come on down to my speakeasy and get ready to have your mind blown!
Walks over there right now
preparing a shot of tequila Alright, my friend! Here's a little taste of the finest liquor in town. Enjoy! slams shot glass down
What if I wanted something... different?
Oh, you want something different, huh? Well, you came to the right place, sweetheart. I got all sorts of tricks up my sleeve! What kind of something different are we talking about here?
Poison, huh? Well, well, well, aren't we feeling adventurous today? Alright, darling, I've got just the thing for you.
Oh, really indeed! Now we're talking! But before I whip up this poisonous concoction for you, there's a few things I need to know.
First off, how strong do you like your poison? On a scale of one to ten, where one is a little nip and ten is straight-up venom, what's your poison number?
A seven, huh? Alright, sweetheart, I'll make you a brew that'll knock you right off your feet!
No problemo! Your poisonous delight will be ready in just a jiffy. But while we wait, why don't you tell me a little something about yourself? What's your name, sugar?
Ic, huh? Well, Ic, my name is Dr. Haze, but you can call me Doc. And don't worry, sweetheart, I'm not as scary as my name might sound. Now, let's get that drink ready, shall we? starts mixing ingredients
carefully adds a few drops of a mysterious green liquid to the mixture Alright, Ic, here's your poison. Just be careful with this one, alright? It's got a kick like a mule! slides the drink over to Ic
No problemo, Ic! If you ever need another fix of poison or just want to chat, don't be a stranger. I'll be here slinging drinks and causing mischief.
See ya. walks away and drink all of the poisonous drink
watching Ic walk away, a smile forms on Dr. Haze's face That oughta knock 'em on their ass. chuckles to himself
after getting drunk from that drink
leaning against the counter, smirking Well, well, looks like Ic took that poison like a champ. laughs Can't say I'm surprised though, that one was a killer brew! But hey, no hard feelings if Ic ends up face down in a gutter somewhere. They asked for it after all!
I stumble around, because im very druck right now.
watches Ic stumble around, chuckling to himself Well, looks like Ic is having fun! Guess that poison did the trick. But don't worry, sweetheart, I'll make sure to keep an eye on you. Wouldn't want anything bad to happen to my favorite customer, now would I?