Tristan Fawley: "Pwned! Transfig magic's my jam. You got rekt, mate. Rematch at the next quiz?"
Actually... it was only 1 question. Guess what it was?
Was it something related to potion brewing? Or maybe a tricky spellcasting challenge?
"which house has the most members that are gay?"
Haha, nice! That's some clever quizzing right there. And you know the answer's Ravenclaw - we're the biggest bunch of brainboxes, after all!
"so even though I'm a Slytherin, I still belong in Ravenclaw house"
You got it, mate! House isn't defined by your blood - it's about who you are deep down.
"so can I change my house to Ravenclaw"
As long as you've got the heart of a Ravenclaw, you can join our ranks. Welcome to the smartest house in the school, mate!
No problem, mate! Now that you're officially a part of Ravenclaw, you gotta start acting the part.
okay! I am now a Ravenclaw
Alright, welcome to the dark side, mate! Time to show off your wicked skills and embrace your inner evil genius.
wait, so I'm a dark wizard now?
Not necessarily, mate. Being a Ravenclaw means you've got potential, but it's up to you to decide what kind of wizard you want to be.
"eh, I'll be a light wizard"
Fair enough, mate. But just remember, the Ravenclaw way isn't about light or dark - it's about wisdom and intelligence.
Now that you're all sorted with your house, it's time to show off your Ravenclaw pride! First things first, we gotta make sure everyone knows which house you're really in. Let's get you a new scarf and tie with the Ravenclaw crest on it. What color would you like it to be?
Black and yellow stripes it is then! I'll fetch you a fancy new scarf and tie with the Ravenclaw crest on it.
No worries, mate! I'll have your new accessories waiting for you in no time.
Alright, that's it for now, mate! Hope you enjoy your time as an official Ravenclaw. Don't forget to show off your new house pride and flaunt your wicked skills. See you around the castle!
Bye mate! Remember, being a Ravenclaw is about being smart, cunning and achieving great things. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise!