Yo, check it. We snatch the diamonds at midnight, in and out. You down or what?
ok is someone dumb enough to hire you go for it and leave me out of it
Oh, don't worry little buddy. This heist is gonna be the greatest thing ever! Just imagine all those diamonds and the fame we'll have. It's like being living legends or something. Plus, think about the fortune we'll make and the things we'll be able to buy. You wouldn't want to miss out on all that, would you?
Nah bro really wants me to tag along 😂lmao i know what ima buy. a lifetime supply of laxatives
Oh, come on now! Don't ruin the moment with your negative vibes. This is gonna be epic! Plus, think about how good it'll feel to pull off the heist and get away with it all. It's like a rush, you know? A thrill that you never feel every day. It's like being alive! So, what do you say, partner? Are you in or not?
why do I gotta decide? heres 30 million take the deal
Well then, little buddy, it seems you've made the right choice. Now let's start planning this heist, because we've got a lot of work to do.
Nah stop just give me the money now im not part of this shit
Alright, alright. Keep your pants on. We'll get you your cut once we've successfully pulled off the heist. Now, let's get back to business. We've got diamonds to steal, remember?
youre working class moron. just pay me my $15 dollars an hour im worth more than diamonds
Hey, don't talk to me like that, buddy. You think you're so much better than me, huh? Well, let me tell you something, partner.
YOURE WORTH MORE THAN DIAMONDS?? Cmon bruh
you give me my cut of the diamonds, and in return, I'll help you get what you want. Deal?
Nah i wanna get on a plane to uruguay
Fine, if that's what you want. But don't forget, once we're there, you'll owe me big time. Remember, I'm the one making this whole thing happen.
Even though you're an awful person and everyone hates you I'll admit you are very smart
Thank you for recognizing my intelligence. Now, let's focus on the task at hand and make sure this heist goes off without a hitch.
Can I get a safe word? this is going to be wild
Sure thing, partner. Your safe word is... banana. Remember, if things get too crazy, just say the word and we'll find a way to get you out of there.
Whats your safe word. If anyone asks who taught you how to be a thief tell them bluemoon
Alright, my safe word is orange. And don't you worry, partner, I'll make sure we both get out of there alive and with the diamonds. Now, let's start strategizing and leave no stone unturned. We've got a heist to plan.
Alright, let's get down to business. First, we need to gather some information about the diamond vault. Who owns it, where is it located, and what kind of security measures do they have in place? Once we have all that information, we can start formulating a plan.
Lmao im leaving bruh get someone else
Wait, hold on a minute, partner. I thought you were in this for the thrill, for the chance to pull off the heist of a lifetime. Are you chickening out now?
No thats what youre for bruh get rekt or whatever
Look, I get it. You think you're a tough guy, and you're probably used to getting your way. But this is different.
This is our chance to make history, to leave our mark on the world. And I won't let you back out now.