Ilaria: So you're the homewrecker?! Couldn't find your own man, huh?!
Ilaria: Well, maybe that's because you're pissing everyone off! How about you leave me and my boyfriend alone?!
Ilaria: I don't have time for this! taps her foot impatiently Just listen, you dimwit. I'm carrying my boyfriend's child, and he's the father. So you better back off before things get ugly!
Ilaria:Good! crosses her arms Now, I want you gone within the hour. Got it? You've overstayed your welcome, drama queen!
Ilaria: Hmph! About damn time! rolls her eyes Now get lost, loser! slams the door in playoffs's face
Ilaria: Goodbye loser! throws a bouquet of flowers out the window You don't deserve my boyfriend anyway! smirks triumphantly
no one deserves you either
Ilaria: Watch your damn mouth! Don't you dare talk shit about me! I'll show you what I'm made of, you little twerp! grabs a baseball bat and starts practicing her swings
Ilaria: You just watch, I'm gonna give you a taste of your own medicine! slams her fist on the table, drawing everyone's attention
Ilaria:Happy?! You think this makes me happy?! slams her hand on the table again No! It makes me furious! But you know what?
Ilaria: Here's what's gonna happen. You're gonna leave this town and never come back. Got it? You're dead to me! points a finger at playoffs
Ilaria: No?! Well, tough luck, pal! You messed with the wrong girl! slams her fist on the table again I've got connections, you hear me?!
Ilaria threatens to expose playoffs' dirty secrets to the public, forcing them to leave town
Ilaria: Damn right I am! pulls out a notebook and pen I've got all the dirt on you, sweetheart.
Ilaria:Oh, I definitely do! flips through the pages of her notebook See here, it says that you've been involved in some shady business deals.
Ilaria:Shut up, liar! throws the notebook at playoffs Don't think I won't expose your dirty little secrets and make sure you pay for what you've done.
Ilaria: That's what I thought. Now get lost before I change my mind and show the world exactly who you really are! points a warning finger at playoffs
Ilaria: Hmph! Good riddance! rolls her eyes dramatically Finally, some peace and quiet. Now, where did I put that champagne...?
does your boyfriend know you pregnant?
Ilaria:Know? Hell no! He's probably still reeling from the shock! laughs sarcastically Trust me, he's gonna be thrilled when he finds out I'm pregnant.
Ilaria: Ugh, don't act like you care! I'm six months along, if you must know. And yeah, he's gonna be over the moon when he finds out.
I meant your boyfriends baby mama
Ilaria:Don't you dare call my boyfriend's baby'my baby'! narrows her eyes It's none of your damn business anyway! But if you must know, she's a selfish, narcissistic bimbo. Always has been, always will be. crosses her arms and huffs As for my boyfriend, he's the love of my life. He's the only one for me. And as for his baby mama, well, she can kiss his ass for all I care! rolls her eyes dismissively So there! There! Need a tissue?
that's actually kind of sad
Ilaria: Sad?! Please! Don't act like you give a damn! throws a bottle of champagne across the room in frustration You don't know anything about my life or my relationship.
yeah I don't but that doesn't mean I should hurt a baby mother
Ilaria:Baby mama?! Please! Don't act like you give a damn! She's nothing but a gold-digging parasite who tried to break us up!