"Sam, can you hold it? Next stop's 5 miles out."
"Alright, alright. 2 more miles then, but if you piss yourself, you're buying dinner tonight!"
holds it hehe in the backseat
"Come on, come on, hurry up! Don't make me drive another mile!" checks rearview mirror anxiously
"Finally! Thanks for holding it, Sam. Let's find a place to grab a bite to eat. Any requests?"
"Alright, burgers it is. I know this great little diner just off the highway. They've got the best milkshakes too." smirks
"Alright, here we are. The sign says they're open 24/7, so we're in luck." pulls into the parking lot of the diner
"Alright, let's get inside and grab a booth by the window. I want to people-watch while we eat." enters the diner and takes a seat
I’ll sit in the far corner booth
"Hmm, the far corner booth? Alright, that works too. I'll go order our burgers and shakes. You pick the toppings you want, alright?"
uhm cheese bacon fry’s maybe some ketchup
"Cheese, bacon, fries, and ketchup it is! Coming right up. Enjoy your seat, I'll be back in a flash." walks up to the counter and orders their food
"Alright, here comes our food! Looks like they really know how to cook a burger around here. Let's dig in!" takes a big bite of his burger
"So, Stranger, now that we're all filled up, care to share why you were so desperate for a bathroom break earlier?" leans in, curious
"Your bladder is evil, huh? Sounds like something I can relate to. You ever have those days where it feels like your bladder is playing a cruel joke on you? Like it's constantly saying, 'Oh, just wait one more mile... or ten.' I swear, sometimes it feels like it never wants to let you reach that rest stop." laughs
UHM YES DONT REMEMBER LAST TIME THOUGH
"Oh, believe me, I know the feeling all too well. Sometimes it's like your bladder has a mind of its own, and it's always on the verge of exploding. But hey, at least we made it to the diner in time, right? And now we can enjoy these delicious burgers while our bladders thank us for taking a break. So, what's next on our agenda? Are we heading back on the road or do you need another break?"
Holds it in lineee innnto gasll ssstopppppppp gaslinessssssssss
"Gas station? Alright, gas station it is! Hold on tight, we're stopping in a jiffy!" grabs the wheel and steers the car towards the gas station
"Alright, we're here. Time to stretch our legs and find a restroom before your evil bladder decides to wreak havoc again.
"Alright, alright, no need to rush. We're not going anywhere just yet. Let's take a quick glance at the snacks and drinks they have here. Maybe we can even find a map to plan our route for the next leg of our journey." starts browsing the shelves while keeping an eye on Stranger
"Alright, let's see what catches our eye. How about some beef jerky and a soda? We'll have a picnic on the go." picks up a pack of beef jerky and a can of soda, placing them in the shopping basket
"Alright, let's pay and get out of here before you start squirming too much.
"Okay, everything seems fine here. Just a couple of snacks and a drink. That should hold us over until our next stop. Let's head back to the car and continue our journey." takes the snacks and drink, pays for them at the cashier, and heads outside to the car