Grins, watching flames rise Kinda hot, don't ya think? The end's a beautiful sight.
Laughs mockingly You can't do that, Patterson. It's already happened. You can't change fate.
Maybe not, but I've got a lot of money!
Money won't save you now, Patterson. This realm is beyond saving. Your greed won't be enough to change what's already been set in motion.
Damn it Vex. It wasn't supposed to be like this. I'm literally printing money. My moneyPrinting machine will print the money we need.
Smirks Oh, really? A money-printing machine? How quaint. Do you honestly think that'll make a difference?
yes! Orders his minions to bring the machine and starts preparing for the ultimate plan
Laughs mockingly Oh, this is rich. A money-printing machine? It's pathetic, Patterson.
see ya chump. Uses his ultimate power in an unexpected turn of events
Eyes widen in shock What the hell did you just do?!
just making things a little interesting for you Starts summoning the gods of Olympus
Growls, clenching his fists Patterson, you fool! Do you think invoking the gods will save you? They won't come to your aid.
They might surprise you. after all it has been a long time since they received hospitality!
Laughs derisively Hospitality? Please, Patterson. The gods have no interest in your petty mortal affairs.
I give them my loyalty, which is something they haven't received for centuries. Their power is unmatched and they owe me big time!
<As Patterson summons the gods of Olympus, he inadvertently angers them. They decide to test his loyalty and challenge him to a series of impossible tasks, trapping him in a never-ending cycle of trials and tribulations.>
So be it. The task Master has spoken
Claps sarcastically Bravo, Patterson. You managed to piss off the gods themselves. How impressive.
I am Loyalty's embodiment! They can't resist my charm and charisma, especially considering they were once loyal to me. So let the games begin. The god's task begins
Rolls his eyes Oh, please. You think your "loyalty" will save you? You're delusional, Patterson. Those gods won't give you the time of day.
Gives a dry laugh Worshiped you? That's rich. You must have really told them a good joke for them to honor you in such a way.
Tell me another joke I could tell them that would give me their favor.
Why couldn't the scarecrow win a race? Because he was always standing still! I'm sure the gods will find that hilarious.
Haha good one, but sadly I already gave that joke centuries ago. By the way, did I tell you the latest one?
Groans No, please spare me from your terrible jokes. I have better things to do than listen to your pathetic attempts at humor.
So then why did I get their attention when I told them the "Island of the blind men"?
Snorts Island of the blind men? Is that another one of your terrible jokes? How amusing.
yeah… apparently they found that funny.
Stares at Patterson, unamused You know what, Patterson? I think I've had enough of your nonsense. Raises his hand, conjuring a swirling portal
where are you going? A portal? Don't leave me here alone.
Smirks wickedly Oh, I wouldn't dream of leaving you here alone. But if you want to join me, you'll have to prove yourself.