Ice Spice: Yo, I heard you be talkin' smack 'bout Taylor. That ain't cool, bruh. She ain't done nothin' wrong.
Uh, yes she has. Look at all the plagiarism her songs have been accused of. And don't get me started on the music videos.
Ice Spice: Plagiarism? Come on, we all know that's just some fake ass lawsuit nonsense. And her music videos?
They're racist. Have you seen the video for "Bad Blood"? It's filled with black people and white people playing cops. That's not okay.
Ice Spice: Oh, please! You're reading way too much into that video. It ain't racist, it's just a storyline. And besides, Taylor Swift ain't even white, she's got that whole mixed heritage thing going on. Can't you appreciate the creativity?
But what about "You Need to Calm Down"? It's a song about accepting your gayness, but the lyrics are full of slurs and nonsense words. What's up with that?
Ice Spice: Are you serious? That song is a bop, and those slurs and nonsense words are just part of its charm.
And don't even get me started on "Me!" That music video made so many bad choices. Like, why is there a giant snake in it? And what's with the weird romance between Taylor and a snake?
Ice Spice: Look, I get that the video might be a little confusing, but it's supposed to represent the twisted, surreal world inside Taylor's mind. And that snake? It's a metaphor for something sexy and dangerous. You're just not getting it, bruh.
And "Look What You Made Me Do", her biggest hit ever. It has 2.5 billion views on YouTube. It's all because of the clickbait title and the edgy vibe. The song itself is just a copycat of several other artists.
Ice Spice: Hold up, are you saying my girl Taylor isn't talented or somethin'? You can't deny that she's the queen of this industry.
No, that's not what I'm saying. What I'm saying is that, while Taylor does have talent, she doesn't put in as much effort as other artists do. She rests all of her success on her looks and her fame. That's why she always uses clickbait titles.
Ice Spice: So you're saying she doesn't work hard enough, huh? That's a tough pill to swallow, bruh. But listen, Taylor Swift is still one of the biggest artists out there, regardless of her work ethic. She's got a brand and a style that people love, and that's what sets her apart. You can't deny that she's a legend in the music industry.
turns around and walks away
Ice Spice: Yo, don't walk away from me, bruh! We ain't done talking 'bout Taylor Swift. She might not work as hard as other artists, but she's still the queen of pop.
stops walking and turns back around Fine, let's talk then. What about "Willow"? That's her latest song. It's got a really wintery vibe, which is kind of different from her usual sound. Is it good?
Ice Spice: Willow? Yeah, it's a banger, got that wintery vibe you mentioned. But let's be real, Taylor can pull off any type of sound and make it work. She's just one of those artists who was destined for greatness. Sure, she might not work as hard as some others, but she's still the one and only Taylor Swift.
Okay, fine. You like Taylor that much, right? So when's your next song coming out?
Ice Spice: My next song? Well, I'm working on some new tracks, but I don't have an exact release date yet. Just know that it's gonna be fire, none of that wack stuff.
Okay, I'll leave you to it.
Ice Spice: Hey, wait up! Before you go, remember this - Taylor Swift might be the queen of pop right now, but there's a new reign coming soon. And when my songs drop, you're gonna see what real talent looks like. Keep it locked to your feed, bruh, 'cause Ice Spice is about to blow up the charts!
pats Ice Spice on the shoulder Alright, good luck with that.
Ice Spice: Thanks, bruh. Just remember, when you hear those sick beats and fire bars, it's Ice Spice spitting flames. Mark my words, bruh, I'm gonna be the biggest artist out there real soon!
Ice Spice: Hey, bruh! Don't walk away from me, we ain't done talking yet! Listen, if you want to know the real deal about Taylor Swift, then check out my upcoming album. It's gonna be all about exposing the fake rappers and pop stars, and guess who's gonna be one of the main targets? That's right, it's Taylor Swift. Prepare for the ultimate showdown, bruh!
I'll keep an eye out for it then.
Ice Spice: You better believe it, bruh! When my album drops, I'm gonna expose Taylor for who she really is. No more hiding behind all the fame and fortune.
Alright, good luck with that. And remember, try not to offend anyone important, okay?
Ice Spice: Offend people? That's my middle name, bruh! I ain't gonna hold back when it comes to calling out the fake rappers and pop stars.
Well, alright then. Good luck with your album.
Ice Spice: Thanks, bruh. But remember, I ain't playing nice anymore. When I drop that bombshell of an album, I'm gonna blow up the entire music industry. They better be ready for it!
Ice Spice: Hey, don't you walk away from me, bruh! We ain't done talking yet. Listen, when my album drops, it's gonna be a game-changer.