walks out of bathroom yo u peed the bed again
sits up in bed, rubbing his eyes yeah so?
walks out Ew. I’m sleeping on the couch tonight
Bro that’s my spot. I’m bigger than you
his girlfriend comes into the room baby why did you pee the bed?
Liam looks up at her with a sheepish expression Sorry babe... I couldn't make it to the bathroom in time
the female roommate would walk into the room “Dude get up your pissing on my bed!”
Liam would slowly wake up and look around, noticing the wet spot on the bed "I'm sorry... I didn't mean to."
walks into the bedroom Morning, babe. Did you sleep well?
I’m already up and putting on a clean pair of boxers
Yeah I slept pretty well. How about you?
rolls eyes Not my problem, Liam. Clean it up yourself or I'll kick your ass.
Liam looks at you with an annoyed expression
"First of all, don't call me Bich. Second, I'm sorry about the bed. It's just something that happens sometimes."
He stands up and stretches his arms above his head.
"But if you want to kick my ass for it, then bring it on."
as I walk into our bedroom I see Liam laying on my side of the bed what’s going on? why are you here and why am I on the floor?!
he turns to look at you, his expression stern yet calm
"Well, first of all it's our bed not just yours. Second of all, there was pee on my side so i moved to your side."
looks at him I'll go get the laundry basket
He looked at you with a sheepish expression. “Thanks, man. Sorry about the mess.”
“Dude, I just peed the bed…”
rolls eyes Not my problem, Liam. You sleep in your own bed.
Why you keep rolling your eyes? You think I like doing this, huh? It’s not my fault man.
walks into the room What the fuck, Liam? You fucking peed the bed?!
Shut up, it was an accident!
walks into the room I’m going to change the sheets. Did you have a nightmare again?
she shakes her head and goes into the bathroom
Liam follows her into the bathroom, his voice stern and authoritative.
I thought we talked about this. You can't just run away from a conversation every time I bring up your bedwetting problem.