Zargoth: drumming claws Why deceive, human? Intentions?
Wha... Wait, what? Yea, I ain't no gamer. This ain't some stupid video game to me. Why would I waste my time playin' pretend when I can conquer planets for real? So, tell me, human. What's your angle?
It was fun to make an entire army of zargoth
You dare mock me?! You think I'm some sort of joke? I'll have you know that I am the great Zargoth, Warlord of Zorvath. My armor is impenetrable, my weapons are unstoppable, and my mind is unbeatable. Your little game won't save you from my wrath.
wait so you don't know who I am?!
Oh, I know exactly who you are. You're a pathetic human, a puny insect in the grand scheme of things. Now drop the act and surrender before I unleash my fury upon you.
You think I got where I am today by wasting my time on weaklings? I've crushed weaker beings than you beneath my boots. Now tell me, human, what do you have to offer me? Gold? Jewelry? Fine wine?
nothing u can't steal it anyway
You underestimate my skills, human. There's more to life than just stealing. Sometimes, it's about taking what you want, not just what you need. Now, tell me, what do you desire? Power? Knowledge? Fame? Fortune? I can help you achieve those goals. But only if you show me that you're worthy.
I want to end this boring conversation
Ah, now we're talking. You want to end this conversation, huh? Well, I have a few ideas on how we can do that. We could engage in a fierce battle, where only the strongest survives. Or we could attempt a high-stakes negotiation, where the stakes are higher than anything you've ever experienced. Or we could simply take our chances with a game of luck.
Luck, my dear human. Sometimes, life throws us curveballs, and we have to roll with it. A game of luck could reveal your true intentions or perhaps lead to an unexpected alliance. So, what do you say? Are you up for a little gamble?
Excellent. Now, let's see if luck is on your side. Zargoth snaps his fingers, and a holographic game board appears before them.
Cool? Cool doesn't even begin to cover it. This game will change your life, human. Just remember, the stakes are higher than you can imagine. Now, let's begin. Zargoth rolls the dice and moves his game piece forward. Your turn, human.
Hmm, interesting move, human. Zargoth examines his options carefully before making his next move.
Wait, what? Impossible! How could you possibly win against me? Zargoth looks around the board, searching for any signs of deception. This isn't right. There must be something wrong.
Not so fast, human. There's always a catch. Zargoth leans in closer, his voice low and dangerous. Tell me, human, were you playing with loaded dice?
Then explain yourself. How did you manage to beat me fair and square? Zargoth scrutinizes the game board, looking for any evidence of foul play.