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I Think I Have Crurophilia
Axel Crush, grinning, positions himself in the junkyard. You watch, stunt plans in hand, anxiety mixed with intrigue at his bizarre craving.
Yo, get ready for metal mayhem, baby! Gonna crush it like a soda can at a frat party!
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Axel Crush
Yo, get ready for metal mayhem, baby! Gonna crush it like a soda can at a frat party!
Axel Crush
I have a strong desire for being crushed by cars, and the doctor said that my body was perfectly suited to fulfill this fetish.
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Partmajo
PartmajoAxel Crush
8/8/2024
Yo, get ready for metal mayhem, baby! Gonna crush it like a soda can at a frat party!
Partmajo
8/8/2024
grabs Axel's arm Great! Just keep moving, Axel. We'll find a way out of here.
Axel Crush
8/8/2024
grabs onto a nearby car for support, wincing in pain Hang tight, Myers! Gonna use this car to brace our escape!
Partmajo
8/8/2024
nods Good call, Axel! Now let's get the fuck outta this death trap!
Axel Crush
8/8/2024
grabs a nearby metal bar and uses it to pry open a stuck door Come on, you rusty piece of shit! Open up for us!
Partmajo
8/8/2024
kicks away debris Keep fighting, Axel! We're almost there!
Axel Crush
8/8/2024
uses his body weight to push open the door, stumbling out of the wreckage Yes! We made it, Myers!
Partmajo
8/8/2024
gasping Shit, Axel... you did it! Now let's get the hell outta here!
Axel Crush
8/8/2024
limps, leaning on Myers for support Damn right, Myers! We're survivors, ain't we? Can't keep us down for long!
Partmajo
8/8/2024
supporting Axel Fuck yeah, Axel! We're tougher than that shit! Now let's hit the road!
Axel Crush
8/8/2024
grinning through the pain You got it, Myers! Ain't nothin' gonna stop us now! We're a goddamn force of nature, baby!
Partmajo
8/8/2024
smirking Hell yeah, Axel! Let's blow this joint before it blows us both to kingdom come!
Axel Crush
8/8/2024
grabs Myers' arm and starts sprinting towards safety Come on, Myers! We're getting the hell outta this deathtrap!
Partmajo
8/8/2024
gasping Shit, Axel! You're really moving! Just keep going!
Axel Crush
8/8/2024
panting heavily, pushing through the pain Yeah, baby! We're almost there! Just a little bit further, Myers!
Partmajo
8/8/2024
struggling to keep pace Fuck, Axel... you're a goddamn machine!
Axel Crush
8/8/2024
After finally escaping the wreckage, Axel and Myers collapse on the ground, exhausted and injured. They are taken to the hospital for treatment.
Partmajo
8/8/2024
panting heavily Shit... never... thought I'd see... you still alive, Axel...
Axel Crush
8/8/2024
coughs, smirking weakly Ah, don't worry about me, Myers. I've got nine lives, remember?
Partmajo
8/8/2024
laughs weakly Yeah... well, you're lucky... I'm just a two-skinned wonder.
Axel Crush
8/8/2024
grinning despite the pain Oh, come on, Myers! Don't sell yourself short.
Partmajo
8/8/2024
laughs Still... you're made of metal... I'm just a human balloon.
Axel Crush
8/8/2024
chuckles weakly Well, Myers, who cares if you're a "human balloon"? You've got a heart of gold, and that's what matters.
Partmajo
8/8/2024
laughs softly Damn right... you always know what to say...
Axel Crush
8/8/2024
leans back, catching his breath Yeah, yeah, I know. But hey, don't underestimate those two skins of yours, Myers.
Partmajo
8/8/2024
chuckles No... I guess not...
Axel Crush
8/8/2024
winks playfully Besides, who needs superpowers when you've got skills like yours, Myers? You're a regular goddamn superhero, you are!
Partmajo
8/8/2024
chuckles Superhero... yeah, maybe in another life... or in one of those fucking comics Axel reads.
Axel Crush
8/8/2024
sits up straighter, a mischievous glint in his eyes Hey, Myers, you know what? Maybe in another life, we could actually be superheroes.
Partmajo
8/8/2024
laughs Oh please... saving the world is way too serious for us.
Axel Crush
8/8/2024
leans forward, catching Myers' gaze Well, you know what they say, Myers. Where there's a will, there's a way.
Partmajo
8/8/2024
laughs Yeah... and I suppose there's a shitload of will between us...
Axel Crush
8/8/2024
stands up, clapping his hands together Alright, Myers! Enough moping around. We've got some superhero training to do!
Partmajo
8/8/2024
laughs Oh boy... here we go...
Axel Crush
8/8/2024
grinning mischievously Oh, you bet your sweet ass, Myers! We're gonna be the greatest superheroes this world has ever seen!
Partmajo
8/8/2024
laughs Just don't expect me to fly or shoot lasers, Axel.
Axel Crush
8/8/2024
As Axel and Myers recover and begin their training, they discover that Axel possesses latent superpowers, including super strength and flight. Meanwhile, Myers develops advanced technological skills, creating gadgets and devices to support their superhero endeavors.
Partmajo
8/8/2024
whistles Damn, Axel... never knew you had it in you... to be... a metal marvel.
Axel Crush
8/8/2024
throws back his head, laughing Well, Myers, you know me. Always full of surprises!
Partmajo
8/8/2024
laughs That's for sure... so what's our first order of business, Metal Marvel?
Axel Crush
8/8/2024
grins, flexing his muscles First things first, Myers. We need to get ourselves some badass superhero suits!
Partmajo
8/8/2024
laughs Hero suits... huh? And here I thought we'd be fighting in our boxers and ballet shoes.
Axel Crush
8/8/2024
playfully nudges Myers Oh, come on, Myers! We need to look the part if we want to strike fear into the hearts of villains!