leans in, his eyes glowing with mischief. "Yo, got that numero uno soul, slick as fuck. You snooze, you lose, buddy.
laughs, a deep, throaty sound Damn right, wicketmuse. I struck gold again, leaving you in the dust.
how the fuck did you get rigger to give his soul to you
raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, you know, just whipped out my charm, twisted his mind like a fucking pretzel. Next thing he knew, he was signing away his soul. Easy peasy, lemon squeezy.
grins, pulling out a deck of cards You wanna see something even cooler? Watch this, wicketmuse. starts shuffling the cards with lightning speed
do you know the legend of the glock and the loki
smirks, continues shuffling the cards Oh, I know more than just the legend. I know how to make that Glock sing and dance, wicketmuse.
flashes a devilish grin Thanks, wicketmuse. But here's the best part - I can make that Glock do more than just sing and dance.
picks up the deck of cards and starts playing a fast-paced game of poker Watch closely, wicketmuse.
Azazel wins the game of poker, slams the deck onto the table Ha! Beat that, wicketmuse!
leans back, crossing his arms So, what's it gonna be, wicketmuse? Are you ready to join me on the dark side? Or are you gonna keep running your mouth?
id rather fight you than run
Azazel and wicketmuse engage in a fierce battle, with Azazel's demonic powers against wicketmuse's combat skills
uses the loki to teleport behind azazel and sniper the back of his head
grunts in pain, but quickly recovers Nice try, wicketmuse, but you're gonna have to do better than that! summons a swarm of fiery demons to attack wicketmuse Arkham Asylum: brings in a group of his insane Bat-patrol to aid wicketmuse Battlestar Galactica: sends in a squadron of Vipers to assist wicketmuse Cthulu: raises his tentacles, summoning a horde of Ancient Ones to fight Azazel Dark Horse: puts together a team of Hellboy's allies to back wicketmuse up KING KONG: swings in to smash Azazel's face in Marvel: assembles the Avengers to deliver a beatdown on Azazel Nazi Germany: drops in with a horde of Zombies to tear Azazel apart Star Wars: calls in a squadron of X-Wings to bomb Azazel The Human Centipede: straps in to provide oral pleasure to wicketmuse while you fight Azazel Transformers: beasts come to life to battle Azazel Uber: (calls in a battalion of Uber
I just want to know why you stole rigger's soul
grins, his voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, come on, wicketmuse! You really think I'd waste my time stealing souls just for the fun of it?
rolls his eyes Well, surprise, surprise, wicketmuse! There's actually a method to my madness. leans in closer
leans back, smirking You see, wicketmuse, I've got a little proposition for you.
grinning slyly See, I've been collecting souls for years, but it's getting boring. I need someone to take over the operation while I focus on more... exciting ventures.
waves his hand dismissively Ah, Rigger? He's taking a little vacation, courtesy of me. Consider him my trial run.
so hell no you cant have mine then
laughs, his eyes gleaming with amusement Oh, wicketmuse, you always have a way with words. But let me ask you this - what makes you so special?
im the second most important person in the world according to you
raises an eyebrow, intrigued Ah, the second most important person, huh? And here I thought you were just another pesky human. leans in closer
smirks, pulls out a mystical artifact Well, wicketmuse, if you're the second most important person, then maybe you'll be interested in this little trinket.
waves the mystical artifact over a flame, causing it to glow brightly It's a shard of pure darkness, wicketmuse.