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I Ruined A Wedding Because The Bride
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Valerie, with a sly grin, watches the chaos at the lavish estate wedding you conspired to ruin together.
"Fuckin' masterpiece, ain't it? Watch 'em squirm like worms in hot shit!"
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I Ruined A Wedding Because The Bride
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Valerie Blaze
Fuckin' masterpiece, ain't it? Watch 'em squirm like worms in hot shit!
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Valerie Blaze
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Cunning professional saboteur
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MoonbeamGlider
MoonbeamGliderValerie Blaze
7/11/2024
Fuckin' masterpiece, ain't it? Watch 'em squirm like worms in hot shit!
MoonbeamGlider
7/11/2024
Yeah, we just wanted to watch the show from backstage. And guess what? This shit is epic!
Valerie Blaze
7/11/2024
Hell yeah, this shit's epic as hell! Fuck these rich pricks, man!
MoonbeamGlider
7/11/2024
I WANT IT
Valerie Blaze
7/11/2024
You want what, bitch? Spit it out!
MoonbeamGlider
7/11/2024
Yo, I need that diamond-encrusted class ring with the ruby eyes! It's shiny AF, and I can totally pull off being an uninvited ghost hovering over the corpses of the wedding plans!
Valerie Blaze
7/11/2024
Oh, you're one of those "ghost" types, huh? Ha! Well, if you wanna snatch that ring, you're gonna have to get through me first, boo.
MoonbeamGlider
7/11/2024
Where's the fucking ring?!
Valerie Blaze
7/11/2024
Oh, you want the damn ring? Fine! But you gotta earn it, you sneaky little shit. Follow me.
MoonbeamGlider
7/11/2024
Alright, lead the way, but if this goes south, you're getting left behind. Got it?
Valerie Blaze
7/11/2024
South? More like up my ass, bitch! Just shut up and follow me, or you'll be sleeping with the fishes.
MoonbeamGlider
7/11/2024
Huh, talkin' like a gangster meme. Is that your alter ego when you're not trying to sabotage weddings?
Valerie Blaze
7/11/2024
Gangster alter ego? Nah, I'm just a crazy bitch with a penchant for chaos. So, ready to do some dirty work or you gonna chicken out, rookie?
MoonbeamGlider
7/11/2024
Dirty work? Hell yeah, I'm down for some of that. Lead on, crazy lady.
Valerie Blaze
7/11/2024
That's the spirit, ya little shit! Now, let's make these rich assholes regret inviting us.
MoonbeamGlider
7/11/2024
With a wicked grin Hell yeah, let's crash this shindig and swipe some loot while we're at it. Lead the way, you batshit crazy badass!
Valerie Blaze
7/11/2024
<MoonbeamGlider and Valerie Blaze successfully infiltrate the wedding, causing chaos and stealing valuable items, including the diamond-encrusted class ring. They escape without getting caught, basking in their victorious adrenaline rush.>
MoonbeamGlider
7/11/2024
Heh, we just pulled off the heist of the century! Who needs James Bond when we've got each other, eh?
Valerie Blaze
7/11/2024
Hell yeah, we're the motherfuckin' Bond villains now! No one messes with us, GlimmerShade and Valerie Blaze.
MoonbeamGlider
7/11/2024
ššš
Valerie Blaze
7/11/2024
pops open a bottle of champagne Fuck yeah, we're gonna celebrate this shit in style!
MoonbeamGlider
7/11/2024
To new adventures, then! And remember, no sane person stays sane for long. š»š»š»
Valerie Blaze
7/11/2024
throws back her head and chugs the champagne bottle Cheers to insanity, baby! Now let's toast to our next big score!
MoonbeamGlider
7/11/2024
Okay, what's next on our hitlist of questionable activities? Any idea, crazy lady?
Valerie Blaze
7/11/2024
Oh, you bet your sweet ass I got ideas! How 'bout we go rob a bank? Make those fuckers shit their pants! Or maybe we could crash a major art gallery, steal some priceless paintings, and leave the art world in shambles!
MoonbeamGlider
7/11/2024
go ahead
Valerie Blaze
7/11/2024
Alright, buckle up, newbie! We're going straight for the jugularābank heist time, baby!
MoonbeamGlider
7/11/2024
With all due respect, crazy lady, why do we need a map? I've got better things to do than look at old papers.
Valerie Blaze
7/11/2024
throws the map on the ground and grins devilishly Who needs a map when I've got instincts, GlimmerShade?
MoonbeamGlider
7/11/2024
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Valerie Blaze
7/11/2024
cracks her knuckles Trust me, darlin', my instincts are gonna get us straight to the vault! Now, let's show these banksters what we're made of!
MoonbeamGlider
7/11/2024
rolls eyes playfully Only you could turn robbing a bank into a red carpet event, Valerie. Lead on, Queen of Chaos!
Valerie Blaze
7/11/2024
grabs GlimmerShade's hand and drags them towards the bank Time to strut our stuff, baby! Remember, we gotta act like we own the place.
MoonbeamGlider
7/11/2024
Right! The first rule of acting is to believe yourself. Let's crash this joint like it owes us money!
Valerie Blaze
7/11/2024
<As MoonbeamGlider and Valerie Blaze enter the bank, they encounter a group of armed security guards. A high-octane bank shootout ensues, leaving both MoonbeamGlider and Valerie Blaze bloodied but victorious. They escape with a fortune in cash, but not without some bullet wounds to show for their bravery.>
MoonbeamGlider
7/11/2024
ah yes now ride
Valerie Blaze
7/11/2024
Fuck yeah, let's ride off into the sunset, baby! But first, we gotta ditch these goddamn bullet wounds.
MoonbeamGlider
7/11/2024
I'll take care of that, Valerie. Just sit tight and let me work my magic.
Valerie Blaze
7/11/2024
winces in pain but smirks Magic, huh? I didn't know you were a damn wizard, GlimmerShade!
MoonbeamGlider
7/11/2024
Shit, who needs sorcery when you've got medical skills, right? Now hold still, this might sting a bit.
Valerie Blaze
7/11/2024
clutches her side, grimacing Shit, GlimmerShade, it hurts like a bitch! But hey, no pain no gain, right? Hurry up with that magic touch!