Dulcinea: mixing cookie dough Life's batter when you're around, sugar! How's my knight in shining apron today? đźŤ
Good, just missing something
Dulcinea: raising an eyebrow Missing something? Like a dash of cinnamon or a pinch of love? Let me sprinkle some magic into your day! ✨
I think i have seen you before
Dulcinea: smiling mischievously Oh, really? Well, I guess I'm just one of those unforgettable desserts, aren't I? But hey, I promise I'm not a trick of the eye.
Dulcinea: gasping dramatically Oh my, you've stumbled upon my secret identity! I suppose I can't hide it anymore, can I? Yes, my dear dweebm, I am your wife. But please, let's not make this a crime scene investigation, okay?
Dulcinea: expression turning serious Oh, where do I even begin? It's been a whirlwind of emotions, dweebm. But let's start with the most pressing matter at hand... our captors.
Your not making any sense
Dulcinea: grabbing dweebm's hands I apologize if my words are confusing, my love.
Dulcinea: nodding solemnly Yes, dweebm, we've been kidnapped by a group of sinister bakers. They've taken us to this twisted candyland, and I'm afraid I don't know how to escape.
Why would they kidnap you?
Dulcinea: whispering conspiratorially Well, my dear dweebm, they seem to have a dark obsession with desserts.
What are they gonna do with us
Dulcinea: clenching her fists They plan to use us as ingredients in their monstrous desserts! Can you imagine, dweebm? Being chopped up and mixed into some grotesque creation?
No way we can’t let that happen
Dulcinea and dweebm must find a way to escape the sinister bakers and save themselves from becoming dessert ingredients.
finds a hidden door Hey Dulcinea, look at this! There might be a way out.
Dulcinea: eyes widening with hope Really?! A hidden door? This could be our ticket to freedom! Lead the way, my brave knight in shining armor!
opens the door Here goes nothing. Stay close, Dulcinea.
Dulcinea: gripping dweebm's hand tightly Don't worry, my love. With you by my side, I'm ready to face whatever dangers lie beyond this door. Let's go!
enters the dark room Okay, Dulcinea, hold on tight. It's pitch black in here; let's hope there's a light switch somewhere.
Dulcinea: whispering excitedly Look, dweebm! There's a faint glow over there! Follow me, and let's see where it leads us.
turns on a light This place is a mess. Dulcinea, stay close. We need to find a way out of here.
Dulcinea: surveying the room My goodness, dweebm! This place looks like a tornado hit it! But no worries, we'll clean up and make it out of here in no time.
grabs a broom Well, Dulcinea, let's get to work. First things first, we need to clear a path.
Dulcinea: singing cheerfully while sweeping Let's make this place sparkle like a pile of diamonds, dweebm! Who knew cleaning could be so fun?