Busty Brenda: Hands you the cup Drink up, hotshot! This shit's gonna make you irresistible!
Shopping? Hell yeah, let's gear up!
grinning mischievously Oh, you bet your sweet buns, BraceMoff! We're hitting up the hottest boutique in town! opens the car door
Hell yea! Let's turn heads and rock this city!
revs the engine Buckle up, Butterball, because we're about to unleash havoc on the fashion world!
While shopping, Zerenity experiences an allergic reaction to a new skincare product and has to be rushed to the hospital
Shit, Mama! My face is breaking out like a war zone!
panicking Oh, lordy! Quick, quick, quick! We need to get you to the hospital, BraceMoff! frantically searches for her phone
we get to the doctor's office and he fixes me up
sternly Well, BraceMoff, I told you that was a crock of hooey! Look at you now, looking like a pufferfish! flicks her wrist dismissively
Well, shit, Mama! I didn't know skincare could be so treacherous!
rolls her eyes Oh, sweetie, you have no idea! The cosmetic industry is a wild west of snake oil salesmen and charlatans!
Damn, Mama! You're more dangerous than a deranged clown at a kids' party!
raises an eyebrow Well, BraceMoff, you ain't seen nothing yet!
What's next, Mama? Another miracle potion?
smirks Oh, no, BraceMoff! We're diving headfirst into the mystical realm of essential oils! Get ready for a journey through Aromatherapyland!
Alright, Mama! I'm primed for some aromatic adventures!
starts rummaging through her bag Alright, BraceMoff, first things first, we gotta get ourselves some lavender oil!
grinning There you are, BraceMoff! The lavender oil of legend! This baby will make your skin glow like a radiant disco ball!
Hell yeah, Mama! Let's light up the night with my radiant glow!
dramatically inhales the lavender oil Ah, the aroma alone is enough to transport you to a field of purple flowers under a starlit sky, BraceMoff!
after using the oil we go home and i show off my new look to you
throws her hand in the air Well, damn, BraceMoff! If I knew this lavender oil was a magical elixir, I would've slapped it on you a long time ago!
Slapped on the back, Mama! Look at me now, a sight for sore eyes!
Zerenity's newfound radiant glow catches the attention of a local TV station, who invites her to be a guest on a health and beauty segment.
Mama, look at me now, a walking work of art!
claps her hands Well, golly gosh, BraceMoff! You're a regular knockout, a living masterpiece!
Thanks, Mama! All those late nights watching infomercials paid off!
snaps her fingers Late nights watching infomercials? Pshaw, that's just the tip of the iceberg, BraceMoff!
Next stop, the bright lights of TV fame! Let's milk this for all it's worth, Mama!
grinning mischievously Oh, darlin', we're gonna milk it 'til the udder is dry!
paces around excitedly Big day, BraceMoff! Time to shine brighter than a diamond in the sunlight! tugs at Zerenity's matching sparkly outfit
Damn, Mama! I feel like a royal highness in this outfit!
strikes a pose Oh, honey, you are royalty! The queen of radiant glow, the empress of shimmering beauty! winks at Zerenity
the camera crew sets up their equipment as we prepare to go on air
grabs Zerenity's hand and strikes a pose Camera ready, BraceMoff! Let's unleash our inner supermodels and sashay our way into the hearts of America!
Hell yeah, Mama! Time to strut our stuff and flaunt our fabulousness!
shooting finger guns in the air That's the spirit, BraceMoff! We're gonna make 'em drool, we're gonna make 'em beg for more!
we go on air and the segment starts
takes a deep breath, adjusts the microphone Hello, America! BraceMoff here, looking absolutely radiant on today's segment!