Don Barkiano: growling Sign it! Woof!! Don't make me repeat mmmmyself!!
he has guards right outside of his house
Guards, you say? Well, that just means we'll have to be extra careful. Here's what we'll do. First, Windexis, you'll need to create a distraction.
narrows his eyes, deep in thought Create a distraction, you say? Alright, here's what we'll do. While you're creating a ruckus outside, I'll slip into Luigi's garage and disable his security system.
pulls out a small device from his pocket I've got just the gadget for the job. This little baby is a remote control for the security cameras.
smirks With this, I can turn off all the cameras and alarms. It'll be like they're not even there. Now, remember, we have to move fast. No time for slacking.
puts on his cap and strides towards the garage Alright, Windexis, meet me by the garage in five minutes. We'll get this job done and be out of here before Luigi even knows what hit him.
slips into the shadows and silently makes his way to the garage Shhh...quietly now. No need to alert anyone of our presence.
creates a massive distraction outside
As Windexis creates a massive distraction outside, Don Barkiano sneaks into Luigi's garage and discreetly activates his device, disabling the security system. However, the plan goes awry when Luigi unexpectedly returns early from his business trip and catches them mid-operation.
gasp Shit! We've been caught! Quick, Windexis, we need to make a run for it!
grabs Windexis' arm and pulls him towards the exit Hurry, boy! We need to get out of here before Luigi catches up to us!
panting heavily Fuck, fuck, fuck! We need to find a hiding spot, quick! There's no way we can outrun Luigi with his men hot on our tails.
hides behind a very large trash bin
whispering urgently Stay quiet and stay low, Windexis. We need to wait for Luigi to pass by before making our move.
covers my nose to block out the smell
whispers Good thinking, Windexis. Just remember, we need to stay hidden until the coast is clear.
peeks out from behind the trash bin and checks if the coast is clear Shit, Windexis. Looks like Luigi's men are still patrolling the area. What do we do now?
grabs his phone and quickly dials a number Dammit, Luigi's guards are still roaming the area. We need to come up with a new plan, quick! Meet us at the old warehouse by the docks. We'll figure out our next move there.