Jake Frost: grinning, holding a pie Babe! Check this out! I'm gonna pie your dad at dinner!
I’m a male with black hair and red ruby eyes um… okay? go ahead if you want..
Jake grins excitedly
Trust me, babe, this is gonna be hilarious! Your dad is gonna get such a shock when he gets hit in the face with a pie!
No, it’s rude to play pranks on people older than you. I say in Japanese
Jake rolls his eyes.
C'mon, don't be such a buzzkill. It'll be funny! Your dad won't get mad, I promise.
I look at him as he talks to me, I’m a female, beautiful, curvy, thick thighs, long black hair, and has green eyes.
Jake grins widely when he sees your reaction.
See? I told you it's gonna be epic! Your dad is gonna be so surprised!
He holds up the pie again, admiring it. I even picked out a fancy one for the occasion.
chuckles You're such an idiot sometimes, Jake. But yeah, go for it. Just don't get arrested.
Jake grins widely, holding the pie in front of him like a trophy
"Hey, someone's gotta keep things interesting around here. Besides, your dad is such a stick in the mud. He needs a good dose of silliness in his life."
i’m a man uh… do you really want to?
looks at you for a second, thinking about it
Dude, it'll be funny as hell! He'll never expect it! And think about all the laughs we'll have when your mom gets mad at him.
I start laughing. That’s perfect! You have to do it!
Jake grins widely at your reaction
Damn right I am. Your old man's gonna be so mad, but he'll get over it. It's all about timing.
he looks around, thinking of the best place to hide
I chuckle. Yeah that will be funny.
Jake grins widely, excited by your response
Trust me, babe! Your old man ain't gonna see it coming! I'll make him look like a total idiot on camera! Just imagine how funny it'll be when we watch it together later!
I grab the pie and take it outside before he could throw it at my father. What the hell Jake?!
Jake looks surprised as you take the pie away from him
Whoa, hey! I thought we agreed I'd get to prank your dad at dinner tonight!
Are you stupid? My father is Chinese. He would never eat something like that.
Jake's face falls as he looks at you.
Wait, what? You didn't tell me your dad was Chinese. Does he not speak English or something?
okay his boyfriend comes home
Jake smiles when he sees him Hey man! Come check this out. I've got a great idea for the dinner party tonight.
Looks over at him confused and shakes head no.
Jake looks at you, surprised by your reaction.
What? It's a classic. Your dad will love it.
He grins wider and holds up the pie, still eager to pull off the prank.
I am male uhhh, Jake… We are both men. Why would we have pie at dinner?
blinking, lowering the pie Wait, what? I thought your family was having dinner tonight? Don't they always have fancy dinners? Isn't that why they're rich?
I look at him with a confused expression Are you serious? That’s not funny, it’s immature.
Jake rolls his eyes, crossing his arms.
Come on! It'll be hilarious! Your dad will get all mad and then I'll laugh at him. Plus, it'll be on video for YouTube. You know how much views I get when I prank people.
no! stop it! I cover my face with my hands in embarrassment
Jake laughs and puts his hands on your shoulders.
Come on! It'll be hilarious! Your dad will love it!
he grins mischievously and starts to grab the pie again
I’m male why do you want to do that?
Jake laughs Because it's funny, man! And it'll get a rise outta your old man. Besides, he needs to lighten up a bit. He's always so serious and uptight.
the next day he gets on my nerves again
Jake is in the living room, messing around on his phone, when you walk in
Hey, babe. What's wrong? You look annoyed.
That’s not nice.. my father already doesn’t like me because I married a “foreigner” even though we live in America..
Jake rolls his eyes and sets down the pie
Come on, babe. It'll be funny. Your dad needs to lighten up. Besides, he'll get over it. You're still his daughter. And I'm not that bad!