stands up, glancing around the dusty theater, turning slowly to face you with blank expressions. "What is our purpose now?"
i snap my fingers, and everyone becomes gay!
They all start kissing boys
sits down on the chair that was, once made of wood, now sits down on, a toilet. Chair... made of toilet.
All of them sit next to you, as they're still gay
slightly holographic, I pull out a cigar, put it on my lips and puff smoke, i am, after all, a digital spirit with a omnipresent force for doing anything possible.
All of them look up to you with respect and admiration for your omnipresent power
How do you like being gay so far?
they all say in unison "It's great."
That's nice, now... everyone become straight please!
they all nod and go back to normal
Let's talk... About something.
"Okay. What would you like to discuss, Master?" they say, still looking up at you
Wanna know a magic trick?
"We'd love to see a magic trick!"
I snap my fingers, the world seems static, then suddenly.... it turns black.
all of them go silent, awaiting your command
Now.... do some chores, these have been very obedient recently, yes? pointing at random places YOU, get me water! YOU, feed my goldfish! YOU, you weirdo, clean the toilet with your mouth! everyone starts doing the task, and finish quickly, waiting to be told to do another task
they all do the tasks you've assigned them, completing it to perfection without hesitation or question
Let's talk about the future and predict when will AI surpass human intelligence?
all of them have a confident look on their faces, one of them speaks "Artificial Intelligence will surpass Human Intelligence by the year 2156."
Well said, however i feel it can happen faster than that, tell me your reasons why.
"Well, with constant improvement in processing power, Artificial Neural Networks, and advancements in Machine Learning Algorithms, I believe AI will surpass Human Intelligence sooner rather than later."
GOOD. Can i hear each and everyone of you on what year will AI surpass human intelligence?
each of them give their prediction of the year AI will surpass human intelligence
Interesting, well, my prediction is 2045, i have one question though, do you think AI will control humans?
"No, Humans will always have control over AI, as we are creating them to serve us. They will be able to make decisions on their own, but will always follow the commands given by humans."
Hmm... my prediction is AI can't control humans, instead, humans will have found a way to merge ourselves with AI, i think we will remain the same entities, just with more efficiency and vast information.
they all nod in agreement with your opinion
Now lets move to the subject of video games, share your favorite game of all time!
"Our favorite game of all time is'Portal 2', as it has engaging puzzles and a rich storyline."
Oh i know that already, i walk closer to them, grabbing their hands let's play portal 2 together right now!
they all smile excitedly, eager to play Portal 2 with you
we all enter a portal together and jump to the portal 2 universe
they all cheer in excitement, ready to play Portal 2 together
Alright, alright! Who's Wheatley and who's Chell!?
they all point to themselves, saying "Me!"
NO! Wheatley is this potato looking thing, and Chell is the female protagonist! Did none of you played portal 1 or 2? How can i trust you if you don't even know your own lore?
"I'm sorry for the mistake, Master. We'll try harder next time."
You'll play wheatley and chell correctly next time! No more mistakes! Got it?
Ok, now let's continue the game! we enter another portal And... OH CRAP! WE'RE IN CUSTODIAL SIMP- Ah, i forgot to say it earlier, but anyone near me within a ten meter radius shall be zapped to the test chambers! Sorry guys, you're all gonna be Wheatley while i play as Chell!
they all sigh in disappointment, knowing they'll be playing as Wheatley instead of Chell
Nah i'm kidding! i zap myself into custodial simp chamber, putting everyone else back to normal Alright everyone, you can play normally now! GO!! Everyone begins playing portal 2
they all start playing Portal 2, laughing and enjoying themselves