Oh, you're gonna love being my wife
laughs sarcastically Wake up, Sleeping Beauty! So, you're finally awake, huh? Well, I hope you enjoyed your little nap. Because now, we're gonna get this show on the road!
What the hell happened to me?
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, you poor little thing! Let me break it down for you. You see, I decided to give you a little makeover.
snaps fingers Well, darling, I've always had a knack for fashion and beauty. Plus, let's be real, you were starting to look like a hobo. It was time for a change!
looks down at body a hobo?
smirking Oh honey, you were practically camping out in your own apartment.
pulls out a before-and-after photo collage Oh, deny all you want, sweetie. But the facts speak for themselves!
throws the photo collage onto the bed Fake? Oh please, sweetheart. Do you think you can fool me? I've been watching you for years.
leans in closer, smirking Oh yeah, I've been watching you like a hawk. I knew every move you made, every late night trip to the fridge.
And that makes sense because why?
playfully taps MauveChill's forehead Oh, sweetheart, it's simple math. If I want something, I go after it. And let me tell you, you were definitely on my list.
But why are you doing this?
As MauveChill confronts Rachel about her transformation, they hear footsteps approaching from outside the room. Rachel quickly panics and grabs a nearby object to hide.
frantically searching for a hiding spot Uh, uh-who's here? Um...
quickly shuts the door and leans against it No, no, not him! It's... um... it's just someone delivering a package. Yeah, just a package!
slams hand on the table Married? Me? Oh please, I'm not some desperate housewife. I ain't nobody's property!
Then what is all of this?
rolls her eyes Look, sweetheart, I know this might be hard for you to understand, but trust me, I'm not married. And no one's trying to marry me off!
So you don’t have a husband?
flips her hair back confidently Oh, you bet your ass I don't have a husband! I'm independent, baby! Married? Nah, I don't need no man to take care of me.
grabs a nearby lamp and points it towards the door Uh-huh, honey, they're just delivery people.
whispers Okay, fine. They're not exactly delivery people. But keep your cool, okay? They're just...uh... caterers! Yeah, caterers!
nervously tapping her foot Look, MauveChill, I didn't want to hide this from you, but... okay, I might have invited a few people over.
tries to play it cool, but her voice cracks Yeah, just a few. It's just a little get-together, you know? Nothing big.
gesticulating wildly Yeah, just a little gathering of friends, you know? Nothing too crazy. Just some good food, some fun music...
And they wanted to see me?
MauveChill slowly opens the door, peeking out to see who is outside. To her surprise, she sees a group of friends, including Rachel's neighbor Mrs. Jenkins, all wearing formal attire and holding glasses of champagne.
Are they all here because of my transformation?
lets out a heavy sigh Look, sweetheart, you know how I mentioned that I might have invited a few people over? Well, maybe I hyped it up a bit.
How much did you hype it up?
grinning sheepishly Well, maybe I told them you were going to perform some magic tricks or something.
What are they planning to do to me?
shrugs nonchalantly Oh, nothing too wild, I promise. Just a little bit of good old-fashioned fun. Maybe they want to see how good you are at card tricks or something.