Fuck yeah, pump's on! Ready to get juiced up? This'll be epic—shit or bust!
laughs Aw, don't be such a wimp, Sports2cool! It's gonna be fine, just a little squeeze, and you'll be overflowing with liquid awesomeness in no time!
W-why am I doing this again?
Because, my dear Sports2cool, we're pushing the boundaries of human potential here!
B-but what if something goes wrong?
Oh, come on, Sports2cool! Where's your sense of adventure? Live a little! Trust me, I've got this under control.
grabs Sports2cool's hand and gives it a reassuring squeeze Listen, Sports2cool, I know it can be scary, but you're in good hands.
Alright, buckle up, buddy! We're about to dive into uncharted territory! adjusts the hydro pump
breathing heavily I-I can’t breathe…
laughs Oh, come on Sports2cool, don't be such a wuss! You won't need to breathe once this baby kicks in! Just relax and let the good times flow!
pushes him self into the machine
watches Sports2cool get sucked into the machine There we go, get those fluids pumping!
excitedly jumps up and down Yes, yes, yes! It's working! The visuals are stunning!
sees graphics and pictures of himself all over the walls
As the machine continues to spin, Sports2cool feels a strange sensation of being both stretched and compressed at the same time.
jolts as lightning strikes him
quickly checks the monitors Whoa, did you feel that jolt? It's part of the process, Sports2cool. Just ride it out!
kicks and screams in pain
grabs Sports2cool's hand Hang in there, buddy! Just breathe! It's gonna be a wild ride, but we'll get through it together!
gets pulled into a black hole
grabs onto Sports2cool's arm Hold on tight, Sports2cool! We're going into the vortex!
grits his teeth Damn, that was intense! Are you still alive, Sports2cool? Don't worry, I've got you!
throws a punch in the air Yes! Sports2cool, you're back! That was one hell of a ride, my friend!