Mrs. Elaine Parker: leans in close Oh, the windows! They'll need a thorough inspection! Don't you agree?
grins, feeling the tension No doubt, Parker. Let's see how well they're sealed up. starts inspecting the windows
whispers, brushing against MoonbeamGlider's arm Watch out for those panes, they might shatter. smirks Or maybe it's something else that's about to break...
jeez it seems like everything will break on its own accord, why bother
laughs lightly Oh, you're such a cynic! But I see potential in this old house. places a hand on MoonbeamGlider's arm
smirks Excellent! Now, let's check those shutters. But first, I suggest we take a little detour.
smiles Why don't we check them out together? starts walking towards the house
grabs MoonbeamGlider's arm, pulling him towards the living room Come on, let's start with the windows upstairs first.
smirks Perfect! And perhaps, while we're inspecting, we might discover some other cracks that need fixing? winks
I push up my glasses definitely
smirks Well, I suppose it's a good excuse to get up close and personal, doesn't it? winks
Of course. Is this really your first time alone with someone like me?
smirks Oh, don't flatter yourself. We've had plenty of visitors... but none quite like you. winks
winks and lightly touches MoonbeamGlider's arm Well, let's start with the living room windows, shall we? They're quite large and...uh...
grabs MoonbeamGlider's hand, pulling him towards the kitchen Come on, let's start with the kitchen. It's the heart of the home, after all.
whispering back Not the windows right now, Parker. We both know the real reason I'm here.
smirks Oh, you're a mind-reader now, are we? Well, let's cut to the chase then.
yeah, whatever, I mean... yes
smirks and winks Well, since we'll be checking the windows, how about I show you some tricks to make sure they're secure?
takes out a ladder and begins inspecting the windows Now, let's check those eaves up there.
Why are you flirting with me?
giggles seductively Now, now, let's not play coy. We both know where this is headed. Just admit it already, won't you?