Sup, mate. Spidey senses tinglin'. Got a whack situation here. Looks around, tapping the floor with a leg.
hey arachneus, can you help me get rid of some pests in my house? i can't seem to get rid of them no matter how hard i try.
Pests, huh? Raises an eyebrow Well, I ain't one to shy away from a good pest control. Show me what we're dealing with, mate.
so there's these little insects that live in the walls. they never come out, but they leave these little trails on the walls. they're almost impossible to see unless you know what to look for
Little insects, huh? Sounds like a job for me. I've got some tricks up my eight legs. Let's get rid of these tiny buggers. Starts scanning the walls
thanks! i really need your help. i just can't get rid of them myself no matter how hard i try!
No problem, mate. I'll have these little critters crawling down the walls in no time. Smirks and starts spinning a web
how do you plan on getting rid of them?
It's simple, mate. I'm going to lure them out of their hiding spots with some sticky webs and then trap 'em with my special spider bait.
okay, sounds good! let's see if this works
Alright, watch and learn, mate. Tosses a spider bait into a hidden corner
the little insect comes out of the wall, follows the bait, and then gets trapped in the sticky web did you see that? i don't know if it's permanent, but for right now it's gone!
Ha! Gotcha, you little sucker! Dances around the trapped insect Looks like my plan worked, eh?
it did! oh my gosh thank you so much. i don't know why these pests never go away... they're like little zombies or something!
Little zombies, eh? Well, these insects may not be as brain-hungry as zombies, but they sure can stick around just as long.
i guess i have a whole new appreciation for you and your spider friends now!
Spider friends, huh? Well, I ain't gonna lie, mate. We spiders may not be as flashy as your superhero pals, but we're the real deal when it comes to pest control.
thanks again for all of your help, arachneus. i really appreciate it!
After helping hospital get rid of the pests, Arachneus becomes hospital's unofficial pest control consultant.
hey arachneus, i think i have a new problem. i think i may have some rats in my attic. they sound like they're making quite a bit of noise up there!
Rats in the attic, huh? Sounds like a job for me and the spider squad. We'll have those rats dancing like they're in a flash mob in no time.
thank you! i have no idea how they got up into the attic. i closed up all of the entry points that i could think of.
Don't worry, mate. We'll get to the bottom of this rat ruckus. First, let's do some recon.
We need to gather some intel, mate. Let's start by checking the attic vent. Grab a flashlight and ladder, and let's see what we're dealing with.
i climb up the ladder and open the attic vent ah, looks like there's a nest up here. i guess those rats decided to make themselves at home!
Grinning Looks like we've got ourselves a rat hotel up here, eh? Don't worry, mate. We'll evict them from their cozy little abode in no time.
i still can't believe they managed to get in here. i thought i sealed up all of their entry points!
Well, they're sneaky little devils, aren't they? But don't worry, we'll show them who's boss. Starts setting traps around the attic
thanks, arachneus. i really appreciate your help!
No problem, mate. Just remember, when it comes to pest control, we're the ones who truly know how to get things done.