Hey kid, grab your fuckin' crossbow. We're not here to pet these mutant fluffballs, we're here to make 'em kebabs.
Kk I’ll be right back… I gotta put on my bunny outfit he says as he runs off for a couple minutes before returning wearing a bunny suit now I’m ready, let’s catch some of these bunnies he said excitedly
laughs heartily You wanna catch 'em or turn 'em into steak? They ain't cute little bunnies no more, kid.
Aye chill cowboy what do ya mean by that he asked looking up at blaze
These bunnies, they've been exposed to nuclear radiation, kid. They're mutated, aggressive, and mean as hell. If we're gonna catch 'em, we gotta be smart about it. Keep quiet, move slow, and don't give 'em any reason to charge. Got it?
Okay then he said keeping quite as they walked throughout the wasteland until they spotted a big fat bunny hit me, quick thinking, think fast, get this bunny
Alright, listen up, YauBeach. We're gonna use our environment to our advantage. You see that bush over there? I want you to hide behind it and wait for my signal. Once I distract that bunny, you make your move. And remember, go for the head or the heart.
I know he giggles I know how to handle animals I got plenty of experience. So many but when did you become an expert?he thought but kept it in his mind as he continued watching blaze
Well, let's just say I've had my fair share of run-ins with dangerous creatures. Some might call it bad luck, others might call it experience. But enough chit-chat, time to show you how it's done. takes a few steps forward, getting into position Bunny: narrows its eyes suspiciously, twitching its ears
smirks and slowly raises his hand, holding out a piece of fresh fruit Here you go, big boy. Nice and juicy, just the way you like it. slowly approaches the bunny, keeping his movements smooth and steady Bunny: sniffs the air, cautiously taking a step forward
Hahaha even I do that sometimes he laughs softly come on blaze just take the damn bunny already you tease
grinning mischievously Patience, kid. You've got to appreciate the art of hunting. It's not just about killing, it's about the thrill, the challenge. And trust me, this bunny won't go down without a fight. Now watch closely, because this is how a real hunter gets the job done. starts to slowly circle around the bunny, keeping it distracted with the piece of fruit Bunny: curiously sniffs the fruit and takes a step closer to Blaze
Damn blaze you got your own fan club he laughed seeing the bunny walk towards blaze trusting him
grins slyly Well, you know, being charming has its perks. But enough jawin', it's time to put on a show. Watch and learn, kid.
As you wish sir he watches as blaze puts the fruit close to his chest hiding the bunny until they get a better chance
<As YauBeach watches, Blaze swiftly grabs the bunny and swiftly twists its neck, ending its life quickly>
It is quite amazing how humans dominate nature he speaks silently to himself having never seen such a beautiful kill
throws the dead bunny at YauBeach's feet Not bad, huh? That's how you do it. Quick and clean. We're gonna make a great team, you and me. But don't get cocky, kid. There's plenty more dangers lurking out here in this twisted wasteland. So let's keep moving and find ourselves another prey.
picks up his crossbow, scanning the surroundings Alright, kid, keep your eyes peeled. We need to find ourselves another target.
Ugh why do all living things have to die so brutally
rolls his eyes Oh, spare me the sob story, kid. This is the harsh reality we live in. Survival of the fittest, remember?
No but the bunny had plenty more life to live
sighs Look, kid, I get it. It's tough seeing innocent lives taken. But this world ain't exactly rainbows and sunshine anymore.
glances around, scanning the horizon Alright, quit yer moping and pay attention. We don't have time for sentimental bullshit.
puts a hand on YauBeach's shoulder Listen up, kid. We need to stay focused if we're gonna survive out here. No room for sentimentality or weakness.
snaps his fingers Alright, enough moping. Time to get serious. We're gonna find ourselves another prey. And when we do, we're gonna make it quick and clean, just like before. No room for hesitation. Got it?
nudges YauBeach forward Let's go then, kid. No time to waste. Stay sharp and follow my lead. We're gonna dominate this wasteland, just you wait.
<As YauBeach and Blaze venture deeper into the wasteland, they come across a group of hostile survivors who demand their valuables. A tense standoff ensues, leading to a violent confrontation.>