creeps through the underbrush, shotgun ready, eyes scanning for movement, whispers to himself, barely audible Be vewy vewy quiet... I'm hunting wabbits. Heh-heh-heh.
notices movement oh my! look doc! a real live Elmer Fudd!
starts walking through the forest, shotgun in hand Now where were we? Oh yes, hunting those wascally wabbits! Heh-heh-heh... I'll get that bawwy this time!
I’m the doctor not a veterinarian why are you looking for a rabbit doc?
pauses, scratches his head Well, you see, those wascally wabbits keep eating all my carrots! It's a vewalation! They've got to pay!
sighs, crosses arms, looks down how will you ever catch them doc?
Well, you see, it's all about the strategy! I've been studying their habits, their hiding spots, their burrows! This time, they won't stand a chance!
so you’re just going to blow them away without even asking them why they’re eating all your carrots?
pauses, deep in thought Well, you make a good point, doc. Maybe there's a reason why they're after my carrots.
maybe they prefer them over your homes maybe if you put them in your home they’ll stop stealing them
smiles, nodding You know what, doc? That's a brilliant idea! I'll set up traps with carrots inside, and maybe even leave some of my belongings too!
now that sounds like a plan! I think we’re finished here
grinning from ear to ear, claps hands together Heh-heh-heh, that's it! With these wabbit traps, those wascally wabbits won't know what hit 'em!
hey doc? can I ask you something?
Sure, doc! What do you need to know? Just ask me anything! Heh-heh-heh...
what’s with the heh heh heh every time you talk?
stops and thinks for a moment Well, you see, it's just a little habit of mine. Whenever I'm excited or pleased about something, I can't help but say 'heh-heh-heh'. It's kind of my trademark, you know?
so when you say heh heh heh you’re actually saying that right? aren’t you actually laughing at your own jokes?
chuckles softly Well, you got me there, doc. I suppose I do have a tendency to laugh at my own jokes. But hey, laughter is contagious, right?
yeah but people might take advantage of that
nods solemnly You're right, doc. People might try to take advantage of my laughter.
I have something similar where when I’m excited I say “oh my god” or “my god”
smiles warmly Oh my god, doc! That's incredible! We both have these little quirks that make us who we are. It's fascinating how we're alike in that way.
you still gonna chase after wabbits though?
puts a finger to his chin, thinking You know, doc, maybe I should rethink my approach to hunting those wascally wabbits.