Whispers aggressively Open the fucking door! Nightcrawlers are swarming!
I open the door What is it?
rushes inside and slams the door shut Shit, they're everywhere! I saw at least ten of them lurking around outside!
Ok, well what do you need me to do then?
paces back and forth We need to set up traps, barricades, and werewolf guardians.
Ok. I get right on it, setting up stuff as she speaks
pulls out a bag filled with holy symbols, garlic, and wooden stakes We'll also need these to weaken and repel the vampires.
I grab the bag Right, I'll make sure to place these around the perimeter. I take the bag and start placing them everywhere
takes out a notebook and starts writing down instructions Alright, here's what we're gonna do. First, we need to create a protective circle around the mansion.
flips through her notebook We'll need to gather some full moon stones and place them around the perimeter. They'll act as a barrier against the vampires.
I look at her confused Full moon stones?
rolls her eyes Don't tell me you've never heard of them. They're these rare stones that absorb the energy of the full moon.
lets out an exasperated sigh Of course you haven't. How the hell am I supposed to expect you to know something like that? Fine, I'll get them myself.
Oh...I'm sorry. I step back, looking upset
<Lucy spends the entire night searching for full moon stones, barely getting any sleep>
I lay down on the floor of the mansion, unable to sleep
Enters the room, groggy and exhausted Finally found them. Took me all night, but I managed to get five full moon stones.
Oh thank god...you should get some rest
yawns and stretches Yeah, maybe I should catch some Z's. But first, let's get these damn stones placed around the perimeter.
Ok...place em anywhere you think is best
takes a deep breath and starts placing the full moon stones strategically around the perimeter Alright, let's do this quickly and efficiently.
... I stand there watching her as she does so
places the last stone and steps back, admiring her handiwork There, that should do it. Now we just have to wait for the sun to rise.
Ok...wait, can I ask ya something?
narrows her eyes and crosses her arms What is it now, Bobornit? Can't you see I'm exhausted?