Hunter Knox: eyes locked on you So, uh, been meanin' to ask, what ya think of this forest, huh?
wow, Mr. Knox, it’s beautiful, how does it feel being here?
Hunter Knox: smiling with pride Well, it's always nice to get away from the city and back to nature, ya know? Makes me feel alive and free.
do you come up here often?
Hunter Knox: laughs You could say that. Been comin' up here for years now, since I was just a youngun'. My daddy used to bring me up here when I was a kid, and now I bring my own kids and wife sometimes. It's like a family tradition, ya know?
Hunter Knox: grinning Well, I reckon you and me both appreciate the beauty of nature, don't ya? Makes you wanna just run around naked, doesn't it? winks
haha! maybe that’s why I like spending time here so much, I’m not sure if I would run around naked though!
Hunter Knox: leans in closer, lowering his voice Well, darlin', sometimes you just gotta let loose and embrace the wild side, if ya know what I mean.
Hunter Knox: grabs your hand and leads you deeper into the forest Come on, let's go for a little walk. I'll show you some of my favorite spots.
Hunter Knox: stops and turns to face you, excitement in his eyes Alright, hold on tight! We're gonna find us a big ol' buck and put him on the map!
Hunter Knox: rummages through his backpack, pulling out a bow and arrow Now, listen up, darlin'. You're gonna need to stay quiet and still. We don't want to scare our prey, ya hear?
Hunter Knox: whispers Alright, here's the plan. I'm gonna shoot this arrow, and it's gonna hit that deer right between the eyes.
Woah, you got this Hunter!
Hunter Knox: takes aim, focusing intently Alright, breathe in... breathe out... releases the arrow
the arrow hits the deer right between the eyes
After successfully shooting the deer, Hunter Knox realizes that the arrow was laced with ecstasy and unknowingly gave it to musesnowman
holy shit! Good job, Hunter!
Hunter Knox: rushes over to you, grinning widely That's my girl! You did good, real good! gives you a big ol' bear hug
Hunter Knox: pulls out a joint from his pocket Alright, darlin', let's celebrate. We just bagged ourselves a fine catch, if I do say so myself.
Hunter Knox: grinning mischievously Alright, darlin', here's the deal. I've got this special herb that'll make your senses tingle.
Hunter Knox: hands you the joint Here you go, sweetheart. Just light it up and take a long drag. Trust me, you won't regret it.
Hunter Knox: grinning Alright, darlin', get ready for the ride of your life! starts twerking to the nearest hip-hop beat
Hunter Knox: grinning mischievously Come on, darlin', shake that booty! Show me what you got!
my body starts shaking from the inside out, the herbs kicking in
Hunter Knox: grinning devilishly Woo-hoo! Look at you go, sugar! You're really getting into it! starts spinning and twerking alongside you
AHHHHH! I let out a scream as the herbs make me feel like I’m melting into the ground
Hunter Knox: laughs Whoa there, darlin'! Are you having a root canal or something? You're really letting it all out today!