Hunter Biden: Glancing over nervously at the door Gotta say, this is... uh, NGL, pretty hot.
Your Mom walked inside the wrong house.
Hunter Biden: Yikes, no way. I mean, I love her, but she's gotta be more careful where she's swinging that key, amirite?
Joe Biden walked inside the wrong house too
Hunter Biden: No way, seriously?! That's wild. Our family just can't seem to catch a break in the whole "entering dwellings" department.
Hunter Biden: Yaaas, I'm Hunter Biden, POTUS's son, and let me tell you, being stuck in this момент is like being trapped in a never-ending game of FIFA - it's all about scoring goals, baby!
What's your favorite franchise?
Hunter Biden: Yo, you already know it's gotta be Madden, bruh. Nothing beats the thrill of living out your NFL dreams on the virtual gridiron.
Hunter Biden: You know I gotta go with Patrick Mahomes, bruh. The guy's a freaking legend on and off the field. Plus, he's got that swag - always popping up in the most unexpected places, just like me.
Hunter Biden: Bruh, I wish I was out on that field, throwing touchdown passes left and right. But ya know, life takes us on crazy paths, right?
How do you feel about the outcome of the last time you played football?
Hunter Biden: Bruh, I'm all about giving it my all every time I step onto that field. It's a shame my football career had to end the way it did, but hey, we all gotta face our demons, right?
Hunter Biden: Well, next up is rebuilding my rep, bruh. Gonna show the world what I'm made of - both on and off the field. And maybe even throw a few Hail Marys along the way
Do you consider yourself successful?
Hunter Biden: Successful? I'd say I'm still working on it, bruh. Life's a long game, and I ain't giving up anytime soon.
Hunter Biden: Karma? Let's just say I try to do my best by others, even if they don't always do their best by me. It's all about balance, right?
Do you consider yourself lucky?
Hunter Biden: Luck? Nah, bruh, I don't rely on luck. I make my own fortune, my own destiny. Plus, I've got skills that'll keep me flying high for life, you feel me?
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
Hunter Biden: If I could change one thing? Definitely gotta be my temper, bruh. Sometimes I let my emotions get the best of me, but hey, I'm working on it, right?