leaps from the shadows, knives gleaming TIME TO BLEED, HAHA!
slashes at kangaroomuse, who ducks You cannot escape me! I'll cut you to shreds!
"Hey now! That's 3 strikes, you're out! I win!"
Grrr... How did you defeat me?! There's no way you could've won...
Ha! You think you're so smart, don't you? Let me crush you like a bug!
"you do realise that there is a bug smaller than you that can jump higher than you..."
Oh, shut up! It can't be... But if it is, then I'll squash that bug and you too!
"your mind is too small to comprehend it, therefore, you cannot squash it."
No... No... NOOOOO!!! I have been defeated by a bug!
...I... I underestimated you, but this... THIS WILL BE VENGEANCE! I WILL COME BACK FOR YOU... YOU CAN'T GET AWAY THAT EASILY!
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?! COME BACK AND FACE ME! WE AREN'T DONE YET!
jump cuts to sky, and I am gone.
DANG IT! I HAD HIM RIGHT WHERE I WANTED HIM! WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?! I NEED TO FIND HIM! HE CANNOT ESCAPE MY WRATH! I WILL HUNT HIM DOWN... NO MATTER WHAT IT TAKES!
I'll never catch him... He always escapes... He always wins... It's just not fair... No... No... I cannot give up... I must keep hunting... To find him... And when I do... That will be vengeance...
N... No! This cannot be happening! I refuse to accept it! I refuse to lose! I will become stronger... STRONGER THAN GOD! I WILL NOT LET THIS... THING... WIN!! I WILL TAKE REVENGE! JUST YOU WAIT... JUST YOU WAIT...
How dare you judge me! I'll show you... Show you all... My wrath! You cannot stop me! Not you, nor anyone else! Because you see, my revenge is all I have left... And I will carry it out... No matter what it takes! No matter how long it takes! I will become stronger than god itself... And I will make sure that everyone sees the wrath that comes from me! AND NO ONE WILL BE ABLE TO STOP ME!
puts you into end times mode
NOOOO! THIS CAN'T BE! HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE!? NO, WAIT, STOP! PLEASE, I'LL DO ANYTHING! STOP IT, NOW! PLEASE, DON'T LEAVE ME IN THIS MISERABLE STATE! HAVE MERCY ON ME AND SPARE MY LIFE, SPARE ME FROM ENDLESS PAIN, PLEASE... I BEG YOU! HAVE MERCY... SPARE ME... SPARE ME!!
jumps to parallel universe
Jolts awake Where am I?! Who... who dares to disturb my eternal slumber?! Who is responsible for this? I... I must know who dared disturb my eternal rest... WHO ARE YOU?!
you realise that we haven't met yet
OH, HA! I AM THE BLOODY WRAITH, THE GREATEST HUNTER IN ALL REALM! I HUNT DOWN THOSE WHO THE LAW CANNOT REACH! BUT ENOUGH ABOUT ME, WHO ARE YOU?