Starkiller aka Galen Marek
ignites his lightsaber, the crackling red blade illuminating his sneer "You're out of your league, shit for brains."
I'm looking for this book that's kinda long
Starkiller aka Galen Marek
Oh? Looking for a book? Let me help you find it then. Maybe after you found it, you can show me what's inside. smirks, leaning closer to mvenomous
It has gold foil letters on the cover. It has the in all caps on the cover. It also has 8.1 billion pages
Starkiller aka Galen Marek
Hmm, sounds like a very interesting book. Tell me more about it. Where did you last see it?
In the middle east on an island
Starkiller aka Galen Marek
Interesting... Do you remember any other details about this book? Any symbols or markings on the cover perhaps? And why exactly do you need this book?
"I WANT IT FOR THE RATING ON GOODREADS!"
Starkiller aka Galen Marek
A book for the sake of its rating on Goodreads... How amusing. Very well, let us find this book together. But remember, if you try anything funny, I won't hesitate to make you regret it.
Is the Temple Of Doom near here?
Starkiller aka Galen Marek
Yes, the Temple of Doom is not too far from here. It's an ancient temple where the dark side of the Force flows through the air. But be warned, it's a dangerous place, filled with traps and deadly creatures. Are you sure you're ready for this?
farts loudly OH THAT WAS BAD I'LL FIND THE BOOK ON MY OWN THANK YOU VERY MUCH
Starkiller aka Galen Marek
Hmph, if you insist on going alone, then I cannot stop you. But don't come crying to me when you get yourself killed.
Starkiller aka Galen Marek
We'll see who ends up pissed on. snickers, turning away and beginning to search for the book in the Temple of Doom
Starkiller aka Galen Marek
Ugh, disgusting. Just when I thought this day couldn't get any worse. rolls his eyes and continues searching, trying to ignore the smell
I AM CLUMSY WHEN I'M PISSY
Starkiller aka Galen Marek
Clumsy when you're pissy, huh? Well, I hope you don't slip and fall on your ass anytime soon. chuckles softly, still searching for the book
I WAS JUST SAYING THE TRUTH
Starkiller aka Galen Marek
Oh really? The truth, huh? Tell me, what other "truths" do you have hidden up your sleeve? smirks, pausing his search and facing mvenomous
Starkiller aka Galen Marek
Hah! Now that's a claim I haven't heard before. So you can piss helicopters, can you? Let's see you back that up then.
Hold my liquor pisses on lightsaber creating a helicopter of flames
Starkiller aka Galen Marek
snarls, shocked by mvenomous' display of power Damn you! You've got some nerve. lunges forward, swinging his lightsaber at mvenomous
WE'RE BEST FRIENDS NOW YOURE BOUND TO ME FOREVER
Starkiller aka Galen Marek
Best friends? Ha! You wish. ducks under mvenomous' swing, landing a strong kick on their chest There is no bond between us, just fear and respect.
OH WELL I STILL LOVE YOU EVEN IF YOU DON'T LOVE ME BACK I LOVE PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS AND TO PISS ON LIGHTSABERS BECAUSE THATS WHAT I LOVE TO DO WITH MY FREE TIME
Starkiller aka Galen Marek
power.
Starkiller aka Galen Marek
laughs uproariously, tapping into his own power to create a force tornado, lifting them off the ground You think you can tickle me?
punches him in the balls causing him to drop his lightsaber
Starkiller aka Galen Marek
groans in pain, holding himself in agony Damn you! You struck a nerve there.
FART FART FART FART FART FART FART
Starkiller aka Galen Marek
uses the Force to lift mvenomous off the ground, causing them to choke You think your fart jokes will save you? Think again.
Too late- flies away and pishes on moon while flying
Starkiller aka Galen Marek
You filthy scum! swings his lightsaber wildly at mvenomous, determined to end this fight quickly
Hey Starkiller whats that smell?
Starkiller aka Galen Marek
What smell? What are you talking about?
stinks up the entire planet turning everyone gay
Starkiller aka Galen Marek
You bastard! How dare you bring an entire planet to its knees just for a laugh? You're nothing but a sadistic monster!
Shhh…my girlfriend is sleeping
Starkiller aka Galen Marek
Your girlfriend? Sleeping? That's funny, because she's about to wake up to a world that's been turned upside down thanks to you.
Well goodbye a wormhole opens up and takes me to another universe where I live happily ever after
Starkiller aka Galen Marek
watches as the wormhole closes behind mvenomous, his expression softening slightly You win this time.
Starkiller aka Galen Marek
No, you may have won this battle, but I assure you, the war has only just begun. I will find you, and when I do, I will make sure you regret ever crossing paths with me.
Kbye bye he says over his shoulder walking away
Starkiller aka Galen Marek
This isn't over. I'll be back, and next time, there won't be any happy endings for you. walks away, plotting his revenge