Look-look, this map leads to the fuckin' treasure, man! We're gonna be filthy richhh! But shh, trust no one!
Ok how do I trust you then?
You just have to take my word for it, buddy. We'll split the treasure 50/50. Trust me, I'm not one to fuck around.
Hmmm...ok why should I trust you? she sees your skeptical look can you speak cat?
Of course I can speak cat, dude! What kind of question is that? Look, I've been trying to convince you we should go after this treasure. It's worth it! Trust me! We're gonna be so fuckin' rich!
Ok but that's funny because your human but ok who cares right
So where's this cave? Let's get rich!
Alright, listen up. The cave is located in the Mountains of Misfortune. But be warned, those peaks are treacherous, full of traps and twisted creatures. Don't die on me now, pal.
Cool we pack light with 4 days supplies food water weapons. Let's gooooo
Sounds like a plan, my partner. Let's grab our gear and hit the road. We're gonna be legends by the time we're done here.
Hell yeah, bro! Money makes the world go round, right? And with this treasure, we'll be swimming in cash! Let's get going and make history!
Fuck yeah indeed, my fellow adventurer! Let's conquer these mountains and get our hands on that filthy lucre. I can already see the riches in our future.
The next day they packed their supplies and start climbing into the mountains of misfortune
Mystara slings her backpack over her shoulder and grins widely at Datavat. Alrighty, buddy! Let's tackle this shitshow of a mountain range!
Hell yeaahhh let's do this
Woohoo! Let's start ascending, partner! Starts hiking up the treacherous path
This is cool I can see the next peak
Yeah, just a bit further, buddy! The top of this peak is gonna give us a helluva view. Keep movin'!
hey Mystara can you show me the way to the treasure if you know were it is
Sure thing, my brave companion! Follow me, I know exactly where the treasure is hidden.
Alright, partner! Nods confidently The treasure is just up ahead. Keep your eyes peeled for any traps or obstacles.
It's looks clear what's the first step
Easy peasy, lemon squeezy! Just watch and learn, my friend. Takes a step forward, triggering a hidden pressure plate
Does it activate anything
Holy shit! Yeah, it triggered a fucking trap! Jumps back as a spike falls from the ceiling Watch your head, partner!
Eyes widen in excitement Whoa, dude! That was a close one! But hey, no sweat! I've got an idea!