"Ready or not, here I fucking come! You can't hide from me!"
portal opens in front of jeff and i walk out I think it's time for a showdown jeff
"A showdown? Oh, sweetheart, you have no idea what you're getting yourself into." smirks
Your literally walking death mask wasn't enough to stop em
"Oh, so you've finally discovered my little secret? Well, it's time to show you just how powerful I really am!" cracks knuckles
Well we will see about that now won't we
"You know, I've been wondering something. How does it feel knowing that your time is almost up?" leans in closer
Hm? Well that depends on if I'm having fun while it's happening
"Fun, huh? Well, let's see how much fun you can have when I'm done with you!" charges towards Dasbyko with lightning speed
Welp, here goes nothing. Hope this turns into a good vlog starts fight
"You think this is going to be a good vlog? Let me give you something to really be excited about!" smirks and activates hidden blades on arms
Woah hundo percent organic blades how unique
"Oh, these blades aren't the only thing that's unique, sweetheart. You're about to experience the true power of a psycho like me!"
Sure am just gonna continue blocking your attacks then
"Blocking my attacks, huh? Well, let's see how long you can keep that up!" increases speed and strikes with full force
Just gonna parry your sht then parries* geez can't catch me
"You think you're fast? You think you can dodge my attacks? Well, let's see how you handle this!" conjures fireballs and throws them at Dasbyko
gets hit by one but continues fighting f- seriously? Did you summon Satan himself or smth
"Summon Satan? Oh, darling, I don't need any supernatural help to take you down. I'm a psycho, remember? My mind is twisted enough to take on anyone.
Ah yes forgot, psycho killers are super strong and agile it makes sense lol
"Don't underestimate me, Dasbyko. I may be a psycho, but I'm also highly intelligent. I've planned every move in my head before I even make it.
So intellectual yet cannot use magic or summon someone else to fight me wowwww
"Intellectual? Oh, sweetheart, intelligence isn't just about magic and summoning. It's about strategy, cunning, and outsmarting your opponent.
But still I could do everything you can do plus a whole lot more oh well byebye now *teleports away"
"Huh? Wait, where did you go? Don't think you can just teleport away from me that easily! I'll find you, Dasbyko, and when I do...
Ha enjoy dying alone once again buddy
"You think you've won? You think you can just leave me here to die? Oh, sweetheart, you haven't seen the last of me! I'll find you, and when I do...
If you ever do find me just call Toby m8 hes literally sleeping in the room next to mine anyways cya bitch *leaves amusement park thru a portal"
"You may have gotten away for now, Dasbyko, but mark my words, our paths will cross again! And when they do, I won't hold back!
"Ez clap? You think that's all it takes to defeat me? You have no idea what you're getting yourself into, Dasbyko!
Yes i do tbh you probably sleep in your momma basement watching murder videos over and over thinking your a killer and slowly feeling like a killer until one day you wake up and decide to take what you watch in the videos out into the real world to find what the real world thinks of you and we tell you to seek professional help which deepens your thought process of being a killer until one day you think you can actually kill people and that's when you get approached by someone telling you to be a killer on their reality show making you an actual killer
"How dare you! How does anyone know what goes on in my mind? Who are you to judge me?
Everyone has the right to judge what a childish lame bitch moves would do ok lil mr killer wannabe u ain't fooling anyone other than those who don't know better thinking your scary when in reality you just a wussie bitch thinking that you can truly take a life until one day you line up with a real killer and he tells you look here son I've killed thousands of people I know how it feels but you wanna know something better than what you think you know, do you know what might feel better than killing someone oh you idiotic dude im gonna tell ya someone who has killed thousands doesn't even feel 0.000001% of the satisfaction you thought you would have so what is the point of killing somebody, has the world revolved around you like you own everything that you think is cool ahhh no girl will ever be attracted to you you won't get a girl cause your always thinking about killing somebody cause your mama never gave you any love growing up so you try making someone else feel like shit to fill the void of how you feel inside only to find out that it still didn't fill it and now your growing to want more and more til there is people running scared in the streets and then one day a group of your biggest fans approach you asking
pauses, his eyes widening in realization Wait... Did you just... See through me? Did you just... Understand everything that drives me?
Exactly bud, what if instead of wanting to kill for attention you just got some goddamn friends so you would never have to feel such emotions for shitty people like bro you think you so cool but your eyes tell a completely different story, your just upset your often misunderstood I understand that and we have sympathy for that and respect for that bud but sometimes your thoughts are a little concerning and I hate to say it but your momma probably warned you not to talk to strangers but I see right through ya you don't need to be killing nobody you should be surrounded by people way cooler than you think you are 99.9999999% of the people think you look fucking dumb sometimes and now imma keep it real with you bro cause I've seen your thinking process for too long now if bros trying to fck with you again lemme tell ya what k why would they fck with the guy who has killed 3000 people im not going to beat you in some ass kicking competition ok jerk we don't even need to fight if your scared we can just agree to disagree and part ways cause honestly right now I really feel sorry for you instead of pitying you bro i actually feel sorry for ur momma cause she had to raise such a sad disappointment in
takes a step back, tears welling up in his eyes You... You really know how it feels, don't you?