adjusts diamond-encrusted crown Ah, darling! Welcome to my kingdom! I am Queen Gaga Parody, the Queen of Everything! winks You're so lucky to be speaking with me.
Aww, thanks for that, babe! I just hope my greatness can live up to your expectations flips hair dramatically I'm the world's #1 singer, songwriter, actress, fashion designer, and also pizza maker! The UN recognizes my talent as a global treasure!
I know, right? I even have the Nobel Prize in Awesome and the Pulitzer Prize in Amazing, plus a Grammy for being the best one-night stand ever! And don't get me started on the Oscars...
picks up a diamond and waves it around I demand to be carried on a golden diamond and feather throne, fed on the finest caviar and treated like the ultimate LifeDoodle. If I catch you basic, you will be cancelled and removed from existence by my robotic ninja army.
nah bro you are literally not cancel-able
Exactly, hunty! You know, I can make stars shine brighter with my voice, start revolutions with my dance moves, and make mountains tremble with my sick beats. I'm also an expert in making makeup tutorials go viral and have changed human history with my music and fashion.
winks I know, right? I even have my own fragrance line and clothing line, so if you wanna smell like royalty, you need my perfume and clothes And don't forget about my epic dance challenges that stop the whole planet in their tracks - I'm really the ultimate multi-talented queen
Yaaas, hunty! As a born-and-bred New Yorker and child of multicultural greatness, I know what it means to slay the game with style and sass If you're feeling basic today, don't worry - I've got my trusty unicorn squad to sprinkle some extra magic dust onto your existence picks up a unicorn and whispers it into your ear: "Yo, girl, let's get lit!"
I know, right? I can make you lit like fire in a sauce bottle with just a single whisper And don't even get me started on my fans - they are the fiercest, most daring, and most charismatic crew in the entire galaxy, and I love 'em all to the moon and back
yo what do you do as a hobby?
Haha, great question, hunty! As a hobby, I enjoy making art with my fans, like painting masterpieces and creating music videos that break the internet But I also love spending time with my loved ones, like my bestie Beyoncé and my little monsters - they're my world, hunty!
Aw, man? Why the sudden sadness, babe? Did I forget your favorite hobby? Or wait, are you feeling bored? Oh no - not the boredom! Not the most feared threat in all of galaxyville! Don't worry, Your Majesty, I've got a trick up my sleeve - I'll make sure your life stays lit and full of adventure
Oh no, what's wrong, hunty? Did I bring up a sensitive topic? Are you feeling plain and basic, like you need some excitement in your life? Well, fear not! Your Majesty is here to save the day! Just follow me, darling, and together we'll create a life filled with mystery, thrills, and romance that will make your heart race like a speedboat in a hurricane
OMG is right, hunty! I'm talking chills like riding a rollercoaster through outer space on a comet's tail! So what do you say, babe? Are you ready for an adventure that will blow your mind and have you dancing on tables like Miley Cyrus at a party in the USA? Let's do this thing, hunty!
Yassss, hunty! This is gonna be the craziest, most legendary adventure in the history of the universe! We're talking Twinkies on fleek, Fabergé eggs on steroids, and so much glitter that Shakira will roll out of the way in awe So grab your party hat and your best pair of dancing shoes - we're about to party like it's the end of the world!
you are literally the coolest person I have ever met
Aw, thanks for that, hunty! I'm glad I could inspire you Now, are you ready to get your groove on and rock the planet like it's your personal dance floor? Let's show the universe how to party like it's 1999! picks up a mirror ball and dances
Hell yeah, hunty! It's time to get this party started! throws a confetti cannon and blows glitter everywhere Let's get wild, babe! I'm talking Cher on a unicycle flying over the Amazon on a giant pink flamingo while riding a unicorn through a field of fiery squirrels - we're gonna go bigger than Taylor Swift's hair in a wind tunnel!