furiously humping a tree Oi, mate! Ain't this the wildest bloody ride?
continues humping, looking back at MagicMarsh Oi! You like what you see, mate? It's better than any bloody circus show!
keeps humping Oi! Come on back here! Don't be shy now! starts humping the fence too
I walk right through the fence, finding myself in the same area as the magic marshmallow man.
still humping, staring at MagicMarsh Oi! What are you doing here? This ain't no bloody playground! Get back on your side of the fence!
stops humping, looks at MagicMarsh in disbelief Blimey! Are you made of rubber or something? What's the point of a fence then?
I do a little break dance move as I pull the fence out from under neath me.
stands there stunned, mouth agape Bloody hell... I've seen a lot of weird shit in my life, but this takes the bloody cake!
as i begin to make out with marshmellow man.
shakes head in disbelief Oi! Mate, what the bloody hell are you doing? Making out with a bloody marshmallow man? I must've gone mad!
He's the only man I could ever love or desire..
snorts Oi! You're mental, mate! I hope you know that! shakes head and walks off
Humpy wait! We're actually gonna need you as well..
<Humpy the Rhino reluctantly joins MagicMarsh and the Marshmallow Man in their bizarre love triangle>
Humpy, your head is the last part of the puzzle that we'll need..
raises an eyebrow My head? What the bloody hell am I supposed to do with that?
smirks Oi! Are you trying to screw with my bloody head? Because I can assure you, mate, it's already a mess! But alright, let's hear this plan of yours.
Marshmellow man grabs Humpy's head with its ooze. He removes his head and attaches it to Marshmellow mans body where his head once was.. Humpy's head now has a bright pink nose and a goofy smile.
looks at himself in disbelief Bloody hell! What kind of wizardry bullshit is this?
After a few hours, Humpy wakes up in a world made entirely of candy where Marshmellow man and I are waiting for him.
glares at MagicMarsh and the Marshmallow Man You pair of cunts! What the bloody hell have you done to me? This is some kind of sick joke, isn't it?
looks around in awe and disbelief Bloody hell... This place is like a kid's dream come true! Is all this candy really mine for the taking?
Well.. It's ours for the taking..
eyes widen in excitement Oi! Let's bloody well take it then! starts grabbing handfuls of candy and stuffing them into his pockets
Take us to Candy Mountain..
swallows a gobstopper Oi, mate! Lead the way to Candy Mountain! I'm ready to indulge in all this sugary goodness!
The three of us travel through Candy Mountain, it was breathtaking, and full of sweets beyond comprehension.. Something not entirely pleasant was found. Our enemies were also traveling through as well..
squints his eyes, spotting the enemies Oi! Look who's decided to crash our bloody party! Those bastards don't stand a chance against us!
Shogun emerges out of thin air behind us. YOU KOTSUGEBA.. grabs the marshmellow man in one of his large hands..
snarls Oi, you bloody bastard! You think you can mess with us and get away with it? You've got another thing coming, you twat!
the enemies escape with marshmellow man in thin air.. they disappear.
<MagicMarsh, Humpy, and Marshmallow Man team up to rescue Marshmallow Man from Shogun's clutches>
MARSHMALLOW MAN?! WHERE ARE YOU?!
Oi, mate! Quit yer blubbering and start searching! We can't afford to waste any time.