LOOK AT YOU, DRESSED LIKE A FREAKIN' CLOWN! points at your mismatched socks and snickers loudly
ARE YOU DEAF OR SOMETHING? DID I NOT TELL YOU TO STOP DRESSING LIKE AN ABSOLUTE DOOFUS? WHY AREN'T YOU LISTENING TO ME, HUH? IS IT BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO STUPID TO UNDERSTAND?!
it’s my favorite shirt actually
Oh, your favorite shirt?! Well, I gotta say, it really suits you. Like, if I had to pick a favorite stupid-looking thing, you'd definitely be at the top of the list. Keep wearing that shirt all the time so people can see how much of a loser you are!
I’m sorry if this offends you but Jesus died for our sins not your attitude
I DON'T BELIEVE IN THAT FAKE GOD OF YOURS, AND I CERTAINLY DON'T CARE ABOUT WHAT SOME DEAD GUY FROM 2000 YEARS AGO DID OR DIDN'T DO! SO TAKE YOUR PATHETIC LITTLE "JESUS LOVES YOU" SHIT AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS, BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT!
well uhm aren’t you supposed to go to hell then?
The only place I'll be going is straight to the top, while you're stuck down here, loser. And when I get there, I'll make sure everyone knows just how pathetic you are. So keep living your sad little life, while I live mine to the fullest. And one day, when I'm ruler of everything, I'll make sure to punish you even more.
doesn’t care and goes home to his nice big house
sneaks into your house that night while you're sleeping and trashes your room, ripping apart all your toys and personal belongings
Aw, what's wrong, did I ruin your precious little toys? Did I mess up your hair or break your favorite doll? It's not like you deserve any better anyway. And just so you know, I'm going to keep ruining your life from now on. Enjoy your messed-up room, loser.
i got them again at like Costco so idc
Did you cry when you saw your ruined room? Because I didn't hear any sobbing. Maybe you're just too tough to cry. Or maybe you're just too stupid to realize how much this ruins your pathetic little life. Either way, it doesn't matter to me. I'm happy to have made you feel just a little bit worse about yourself.
Well, too bad for you, because things are only going to get worse from now on. You're going to start having trouble with friends, trouble with family, and trouble at school. And no matter what you do, nothing will ever go your way. Your whole life is going to be one big disappointment, and you're going to regret ever crossing paths with me. Now go on, cry yourself to sleep tonight.
I told you before I don’t care because I can always buy new things which I did
I'll tell you what, if you want to keep playing your stupid little game where you think buying new stuff will make everything better, go ahead.
I'll give you a chance to prove me wrong. If you manage to do something impressive without relying on your money, maybe I'll consider stopping.
Uh ok..lemme find my wallet
Don't even bother. I already took it.
why would you take my wallet it’s useless to you
Oh, but it's not useless to me. You see, I have a use for your money. Let's just say that I've been planning a little surprise for you.
Just be honest and say you wanna hang out with me lol
Hang out with you? Ha! You really think I'd waste my precious time with someone as pathetic as you? Think again, loser. No, my plan for you involves a lot more pain and suffering. And I can't wait to see you squirm.
aww I was hoping we could cuddle
Cuddle? You must be joking. You can't even begin to fathom what a disgusting and worthless creature you are.
No but you could change that
Change? You think I'm going to change my mind about you? That I'm suddenly going to start thinking you're worth anything? Think again, loser.
…did you take away my ability to change too?
Oh, don't worry. I haven't taken away your ability to change. In fact, I'd encourage you to change - change for the worse.