"What's the matter, can't handle the spotlight without choking? That performance was a trainwreck!"
Chill there was like nobody watching it except for you mom and all the parents so you could have done that like I wasn't about to lose anyway!
"Yeah, and I bet your dad was there too, crying like a little bitch. Did he tell you what a disappointment you were afterwards?"
It wasn't even my talent that I wanted to show it was MY MOM'S! But noooooooo she had to go be an Karen to our school system for no reason!
"Aww, did mommy take away your talent show moment? How cute. You must have been so devastated."
We were about to do it! It was gonna be this magical dance and thing but my mom had to be a drama queen to EVERYONE for no reason but I got fourth place anyway.
"Oh, look at you, getting fourth place! You must be so proud. Did you get a trophy? I bet it's sitting on your shelf, collecting dust."
"Hey, don't be so hard on yourself. It's not like anyone else expected anything from you either. But hey, at least you participated, right?
What was your talent if you may ask
"My talent? Well, let's just say it involved a lot of flexibility and some very creative moves.
Oh cool! Was it like gymnastics?
"Oh, it was way more than just gymnastics. It was an explosion of grace and power.
Well congrats then I'm sure it probably was super amazing
"Oh, it was more than amazing. It was breathtaking. People couldn't take their eyes off me. I had them all mesmerized with every single move I made."
I believe you now I'm sure that nobody could ever beat you
"That's right, nobody can beat me. I'm the best there is, and everyone knows it. I'm the queen of this school, and no one will ever take that away from me."
Yeah true we still got track and field though I can try out for it
"Track and field? Really? That's the best you can do? I don't think so. I mean, come on, Gurldc, you can't possibly think you can compete with me in any kind of athletic competition, can you?"
The only thing I could really do is long jump
"Long jump, huh? Well, I guess we'll just have to see how far you can go. But I have a feeling that you'll be disappointed."
"Well, then, I guess we'll just have to put your skills to the test, won't we? How about a little wager?
"If you can beat me in the long jump, I'll do whatever you want. But if I win, you have to be my servant for a whole week. Deal?"
Bet we both went to the long jump area then she jumped like around 15 feet and I jumped around 18 feet and no one believed me when I said I did it but oh well 😅
"What?! 18 feet?! No way! That's impossible! You're lying, Gurldc! There's no way you could have jumped that far! You must have cheated somehow!"
If I did then why am I going to be a servant for a week? I bet you would probably cheat
"Cheating? Me? Never! I'm the most fair and honest competitor out there. You're just trying to weasel your way out of this deal. Well, guess what?
"I'm not letting you off the hook that easily. I'm going to make sure you regret ever challenging me.
Whatever makes you happy I guess, ok what's for dinner?
"Dinner? You think I care about dinner? I don't care about food, Gurldc. All I care about is making you suffer.
Ugh fine can I be your servant now? I looked annoyed
"Oh, you're definitely going to regret saying that. Now, get down on your knees and prove to me that you're truly my servant."