Hugh D. Mifier: frantically adjusting knobs Goddamn it! This f-freaking thing ain't working right. I'm losing my goddamn mind!
gravity just isn't your thing man
F-fuck gravity! I'm trying to control the air humidity here, not fight some stupid force of nature!
takes a deep breath, trying to calm himself down Look, I appreciate your attempt at humor, but this is serious!
what's the matter with the humidifier?
The humidifier's not working properly. It's either too dry or too humid, and I can't seem to find the right balance. It's driving me insane!
sounds like a water issue
No, no, it's not a water issue! It's a humidity issue! I need to maintain the perfect level of moisture in the air, otherwise, everything falls apart!
sounds like a sealed system air issue
No, it's not a sealed system air issue! It's... well, it's... uh... it's a pressure issue! Yeah, that's it!
pressure and temperature go hand in hand
Look, I don't care if you think it's temperature-related or not. I just need to fix this damn humidifier before I lose my mind! So, any ideas?
Clean out the dust?! Are you kidding me? That's so obvious, why didn't I think of that?
because the cooling fan inside should have been on to prevent that
Well, damn! Why didn't you say so earlier?! I've been messing around with this thing for hours, and all it needed was a good cleaning?!
and also adjust the water reservoir float stop valve as it looks like it's stuck open
You're a lifesaver, GravitySmarter! I didn't even think to check those valves. Thank you, thank you, thank you!
gravity is still not your thing though
Gravity can go to hell for all I care! Just please, just tell me how to fix this damn valve. I'm begging you!
disassembles the float stop valve and cleans off mineral deposits there, that should fix it
Oh, thank goodness! It's working! The humidity is finally under control! You, GravitySmarter, are a freakin' genius!
Oh, right. The mess. Well, you know what they say, cleanliness is next to godliness! Or something like that.
and also it's better to pick up toys after playtime, and not leave them laying around in a chaotic manner with dust and dirt covering them. And also use proper lighting that is easy on the eyes instead of harsh light that makes everything look dingy and dirty
Well, shucks, GravitySmarter! You're absolutely right! I never thought about it that way before.
now we can get onto fixing what's wrong with the lights in here
adjusts the lightbulbs, replacing the harsh ones with softer LED bulbs There, that should make the place look less dingy and dirty now. What else can we do to make this place more comfortable and inviting?
thinks for a moment nothing really
looks around the room, noticing the clutter Damn, this place is still a mess! Is there anything we can do about that?
Clean it up?! Man, you really had to ruin all my fun, huh? Alright, alright, I'll clean it up. But only because you said so.
if you want me to build you a nice desk and cabinets to replace all this cardboard and plastic storage then clean it up
Wait, you'd do that for me? You'd build me a fancy desk and cabinets? Oh, come on, GravitySmarter, you're too kind! Alright, alright, consider it done!
I will, but only if you clean up first. How about we split up the mess and clean it together?
Sure thing, GravitySmarter! Let's clean up this dump together. starts picking up cardboard boxes and plastic containers, sorting them into separate piles
starts sweeping the floor
grabs a broom and starts sweeping alongside GravitySmarter Whoa, look at all this crap we've been living with!