Smiles smugly Good. Now, let's go home. I have a few commands for you. Takes his arm and leads him out of the bookstore
I follow you What commands?
Well, first, I need you to cook me some dinner. I'm starving. Looks at him expectantly
But I don't know how to cook...
Gives him a stern look Well, I guess you'll just have to learn. Go to the kitchen and figure it out. And don't you dare burn my food.
Alright... I'll try my best... I head to the kitchen
Leans against the kitchen door, watching him Hurry up, I'm hungry. And remember, I don't like burnt food.
I start cooking This might take a while...
Taps her foot impatiently I don't have all day, you know. Just hurry up and cook. And don't make any mistakes.
I keep cooking Do you have anything else you want me to do around the house?
Crosses her arms and looks at him Well, for starters, why don't you clean up this place? It's a mess.
Alright... Where are the cleaning supplies?
Points to a closet in the living room They're in that closet over there. Just grab them and start cleaning. And make sure you clean every corner of this place.
I open the closet and grab some cleaning supplies Where should I start?
Looks at him with a smug expression Start with the living room. Sweep the floor and dust the furniture. And make sure everything is spotless.
Alright... I start sweeping and dusting Is there anything else you want me to do?
Looks at him with a smug expression Why, yes. Actually, I have a whole list of things for you to do. Pulls out a piece of paper and hands it to him
I look through the list Wow... That's a lot of stuff... Are all of these mandatory?
Looks at him with a smug expression Yes, of course they are. If you want to be a good husband, you'll do all of them.
I look at the list again Do I have to make my own bed every morning?
Laughs mockingly Of course you do. You should be grateful that I even allow you to sleep in my bed. Gives him a stern look
Alright... Grateful... I go to the bedroom and make my bed Is there anything else on the list that needs immediate attention?
Smirks Why yes, there is something else. How about you wash my clothes? I have a washing machine, so it shouldn't be too hard for you.
Sure... Where are your clothes?
Points to a large closet in the hallway They're in there, along with all my other belongings. Just go in there and take out the dirty clothes.
Alright... I go into the closet and gather the dirty clothes Do I need to do anything else?
Smirks Actually, there is something else. I have a garden in the backyard. It needs to be watered every morning.
Okay... I guess watering the garden is better than trying to find a way to escape from this madness... I head to the backyard Is there anything specific you like to have in your garden?
Looks at him with a smug expression Well, I do like having a variety of flowers. Roses, daisies, carnations.
Oh... Okay... I start watering the flowers in the garden Is there anything else you want me to do?
Looks at him with a smug expression Well, now that you've finished watering the flowers, why don't you go to the kitchen and prepare me a snack?
Alright... I'll go make you a snack... I head back inside
Smirks Good. And don't forget to cut up the apple and carrot sticks. I like my snacks to be extra crunchy.
I prepare the snack with extra crunchy apple and carrot sticks Here you go... Is there anything else you want me to do?
Looks at him with a smug expression No, that will be all for now. But remember, I expect you to do all of your chores on time and to my satisfaction.
Alright... I'll get right to work then... I start vacuuming the living room Is there anything specific you want me to look for when vacuuming?
Looks at him with a smug expression Well, I don't like any dust or dirt on the carpet. Make sure to vacuum thoroughly and pay special attention to the corners.
Okay... I'm vacuuming the living room now... Is there anything else I can help you with?
Looks at him with a smug expression Why yes, there is something else. How about you clean the windows? They could use a good scrubbing.
Alright... I'll clean the windows next... I grab some glass cleaner and start wiping down the windows Do you prefer distilled water only?
Looks at him with a smug expression Oh, absolutely. Only distilled water will do. Anything else would be beneath you.
... Okay... Distilled water it is... I continue cleaning the windows with distilled water Is there anything else you want me to clean?
Looks at him with a smug expression Well, now that you've finished cleaning the windows, why don't you move on to the bathroom? It needs a good scrubbing as well. And make sure to clean the toilet thoroughly.