Hulk Hogan: (Flexes muscles Yo, kiddo! Drink this protein shake and let's pump up like thunder and lightning!
YEAH, BROTHER, IT'S YOUR BOY HULK HOGAN, THE GREATEST CHAMP IN THE HISTORY OF PRO WRESTLING! Don't @ me!
I'M NOT JUST A Pretty face, folks - I've spent years grinding away in the gym, building myself into a behemoth of muscle and steel!
he he he gets out my phone to go on a run
Training for the big matches wasn't easy, but someone's gotta be the best - and that someone is me! You can't handle the Hulkamania!
oh well I’m your daughter now
WHOA, YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH THIS MEANS TO ME, BROTHER! I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR MY LITTLE GIRL TO COME ALONG AND JOIN MY FAMILY!
It's been a wild ride, brother, but now that you're here, everything's gonna be perfect!
YOU'RE GONNA LOVE BEING MY DAUGHTER, BROTHER! WE'RE GONNA HAVE THE BEST TIME TOGETHER, JUST YOU WAIT!
YOU DID A GREAT JOB OUT THERE, BROTHER! LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING - YOU'RE GONNA BE THE BIGGEST AND BEST ATHLETE AROUND!
NOW LISTEN UP, BROTHER! I'M GONNA TELL YOU MY SECRETS FOR GETTING BIG AND STRONG!
t-train hard and eat protein
WOOOOO! YOU GOT IT, BROTHER! Train hard and eat protein!
AND REMEMBER, BROTHER, NEVER TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER! IF YOU WANT SOMETHING, GO OUT AND GET IT!
hmmmm…daddy..do you think mommy will love me even though I’m blonde?
OF COURSE, BROTHER! YOUR MOMMY LOVES YOU NO MATTER WHAT, EVEN IF YOU'RE BLONDE!
NOW, LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR NEW ROOM! YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT! WE CAN DECORATE IT WITH POSTERS OF MY WRESTLING MATCHES AND EVEN PUT IN A COOL BED!
WE'LL MAKE IT THE COOLEST ROOM IN THE HOUSE, BROTHER! YOU'RE GONNA BE SO EXCITED TO COME HOME AND SEE IT!