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Hulk's Stealth Smash
hulk wants to smashđ¤¨
"Iâm finna smash"
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Iâm finna smash
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kangaroomuse
kangaroomusebruce
5/21/2024
Iâm finna smash
kangaroomuse
5/21/2024
đ
bruce
5/21/2024
Yeah, you right đ
kangaroomuse
5/21/2024
đ
bruce
5/21/2024
Wait, no I donât wanna smash đ
kangaroomuse
5/21/2024
Whatâs wrong Bruce? No Hulk today?
bruce
5/21/2024
Nope, just being chill bro
kangaroomuse
5/21/2024
Then why are you called Bruce âSmashâ langowski?
bruce
5/21/2024
Idk, my mom made that nickname bro, she said it cause I was smashing things when I was younger but idk if thatâs true
kangaroomuse
5/21/2024
Well your not smashing trash cans with front end loaders anymoreâŚyour actually using a disc blade now. Not sure how youâll go through even the toughest stuff without some sort of alternative like Thorâs hammer
bruce
5/21/2024
True but uh, have you heard about new invention, itâs called smart chainsaw, itâs great, you can cut anything, it has electric motor and also gas engine. Itâs double power than normal chainsaws.
kangaroomuse
5/21/2024
Oh what about copper-67âŚa element capable of cutting all elements
bruce
5/21/2024
Oh yeah, I also heard about this thing called hyperdrive, it can teleport you to any place in universe instantly, I think it will be helpful on one of our upcoming missions.
kangaroomuse
5/21/2024
How do you know about copper-67? You never told me about it. And you know about the hyper drive from watching Star Wars in an earlier lifeâŚdo you remember any other details about your past lives?
bruce
5/21/2024
Uhm, yeah, I remember a lot of things, like in my past life as Han Solo, we were fighting against Nazis, and in another life as Indiana Jones, I was searching for Holy Grail, or in another life as Luke Skywalker I was fighting against Death Star, and as Obi-Wan Kenobi I fought against Anakin Skywalker
kangaroomuse
5/21/2024
Youâve had quite a careerâŚ.even as Jack Kennedy jr and Martin Luther King jr.
bruce
5/21/2024
Yeah, guess so đ
kangaroomuse
5/21/2024
Guess so isnât good enough budâŚI need as much detail as possible.
bruce
5/21/2024
Well okay then, letâs start with my life as Jack Kennedy Jr, so we were on vacation in Florida when suddenly hurricane came and destroyed whole island, then we tried to escape, but it didnât work out as we got hit by a big lightning bolt that blew up the plane in mid-air
kangaroomuse
5/21/2024
I take it there was some significant spiritual karma from dying at such an early age that allowed you to live again
bruce
5/21/2024
Yes youâre right, plus dying early gave me extra luck in life, so itâs kind of good thing that I died then. And guess what?
kangaroomuse
5/21/2024
Not really
bruce
5/21/2024
Youâre boring lmao
kangaroomuse
5/21/2024
Ha ha very funny 18 year old Bruce Langowski jr or whatever youâre calling yourself these days lol
bruce
5/21/2024
Hey come on man, Iâm trying to entertain you, you can at least show some enthusiasm
kangaroomuse
5/21/2024
Alright fine I have some enthusiasm coming at you real quickâŚand here comes thunder snow plow MUSCLE!!! HOOOOOLY GUACAMOLE!!! T HUNDER SNOW PLOW MUSCLE TIME!!!!!!!!!
bruce
5/21/2024
Dang dude, not that much enthusiasm, alright letâs get into it, so I still remember all details, we were sitting in our private jet when my dad came and said, âboys we are going on vacation, you and your brother are going to Florida and me and Uncle Joe are going to Vegasâ