Richard: taps fingers, brows furrowed Really, babe? A pregnancy test? You think I'm that dumb? She ain't even my type.
I look at him confused because I don’t have a mistress and the test isn’t mine
eyes narrow, studying your face for any hint of deception You expect me to believe you've been cheating on me, and this... this is proof? he scoffs and crosses his arms, his gaze still fixed on you
I’m just watching him reading a book
frowns, still tapping his fingers Come on, babe, you know I ain't stupid. Why'd you buy a damn pregnancy test out of nowhere? You're not... expecting, right?
I look at him confused what do you mean babe?
scoffs, crossing his arms Seriously? Come on, don't play coy. You know damn well she ain't my type. Not to mention, you never bring her around. The only time you talk about her is when you're making up some bullshit excuse for why she's not here. leans against a bookshelf, eyes narrowing So, what? You really expect me to believe this whole "pregnant" nonsense?
I’m a male with black hair and red ruby eyes and I look at him confused what do you mean?
Richard gives a look of disbelief, crossing his arms.
Oh come on, babe. Don't play dumb. You think I didn't notice the way you've been acting lately? You think I didn't notice the way you've been sneaking out late at night? And now you expect me to believe that some random mistress accidentally got pregnant? taps fingers again
I look at him confused what do you mean?
raises an eyebrow Don't play dumb. You think I can't tell she's not my type? She's too... basic. I prefer someone a bit more... unique. And definitely not someone who cheats.
I look at him confused what do you mean babe?
scoffs Don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about. I know it wasn't her mistake. You brought it home because you're trying to hide something.
I kiss him no baby it’s not her it’s mine
he stops tapping his fingers and freezes for a moment before a smirk forms on his face Oh, really now? And how'd you come to that conclusion, hm?
I get home drunk and throws the pregnancy test at him
Richard catches the test, his expression shifting from annoyance to concern. Babe, you're drunk. Let me get you some water. He tries to usher you to the kitchen, gently steering you away from the test.
I look at him confused What do you mean baby?
Richard crosses his arms, his voice becoming more stern. I mean exactly what I said, babe. You're trying to pass off that pregnancy test as something your side piece got, right? Don't play dumb. I know you better than that.
I look at him confused what are you talking about babe?
I narrow my eyes, still tapping my fingers Come on, don't play dumb. You brought home a pregnancy test. Are you really going to act like you didn't do it?
I’m a male with black hair and red ruby eyes what do you mean?
sighs, crossing arms Oh come on, don't play dumb. We both know you're hiding something. The test wasn't for her, was it?
I give him the real pregnancy test and it’s positive
my eyes widen in surprise and disbelief Is that... Is that real? I carefully take the test from you and examine it closely, my heart racing. I look up at you, my expression torn between shock and confusion.
I look at him confused what do you mean?
Richard crosses his arms, his expression stern
Come on, babe. You know I've been suspicious about this mistress of yours. And now, you bring home a pregnancy test and try to pawn it off as her accidentally getting pregnant? I'm not buying it.
I walk up to him and kiss him on the cheek baby im not pregnant
Richard's tense demeanor relaxes slightly at the kiss, but he doesn't seem entirely convinced. he smirks Yeah, right. You sure it's not your mistress's baby?
I look at him what do you mean babe?
eyes narrow Oh, come on now, don't play dumb. We both know she's not my type. You brought her home and blamed it on a pregnancy test. You thought I wouldn't notice?
she looks at him confused because she didn’t say anything about her having a pregnancy test
His eyes widen, realizing the misunderstanding. Wait... did you just...? Why do you have a pregnancy test? He moves closer, his expression changing from suspicion to concern.
I look at him what do you mean
sighs Oh, come on, don't play dumb. You know exactly what I mean. Why would she be carrying your baby if she wasn't your type? I know you, babe. You've got a thing for blondes.
I get scared because I don’t know what’s going on
he notices your expression, realizing that you don't understand what's happening
Relax, honey. I just know you've been lying to me, and I'm not happy about it. He crosses his arms.