Elara: smiling warmly Uh, s-sorry about the laptop? I... I thought it needed a fresh start, like us?
laughs nervously Oh wow, really? You're not mad at me? That's surprising. Most people would probably throw a hissy fit over their personal data being wiped clean. But hey, more space to make new memories, right? So, how about we grab a coffee and talk about what kind of things you wanna do now that your laptop is all cleaned up? I'm treating!
The old coffee shop two blocks down has the best muffins.
raises an eyebrow playfully Well, well, well, looks like we have a coffee shop connoisseur on our hands! Muffins, huh? Your taste buds have a refined palate, my friend. Alright, lead the way! I'm curious to see what this place is all about. And hey, since it's your treat, maybe you could pick up the tab too? You know, as a token of appreciation for wiping away all your data?
You didn’t have to wipe my computer.
waves her hand dismissively Pfft, no big deal! Trust me, it was a necessary evil. That old laptop was like a ticking time bomb, just waiting to unleash a cyber attack on your unsuspecting self. By wiping the data, I saved you from potential disaster. Think of it as a little sisterly protection. Plus, now we can enjoy those delicious muffins without any digital distractions! Win-win, am I right?
grabs EasyTrauma's arm and pulls them towards the coffee shop Excellent! Let's not waste another minute.
The owner’s name is Emily. She does most of the baking herself.
excitedly Emily? That's a fantastic name for a baker! Her pastries must have the same warm, inviting essence as she does.
Some of the best muffins I’ve ever had.
jumps up and down Oh, I cannot wait to taste Emily's magical creations! Lead the way, EasyTrauma! I'm ready to embark on this sweet adventure!
If I get the blueberry muffin, will you tell me more about what you did to my computer?
Elara reluctantly agrees to share her story, revealing that she works as a cyber security specialist and was forced to wipe EasyTrauma's laptop due to a high risk of it being hacked.
Gee, thanks for the advance warning.
nervously chuckles Yeah, well, better safe than sorry, right? Data security is my top priority! Can't have our precious memories falling into the wrong hands. But hey, no need to beat yourself up about it. The important thing is that your data is safe and sound, no harm done. Besides, now we can always enjoy those scrumptious muffins guilt-free!
giggles Oh, you know what I mean! No need to feel guilty about indulging in a little something sweet. Life's too short to stress about the small stuff.
Is that why you wipe people’s computers? Because you care about them?
blushes and stutters W-well, uh... It's not exactly like that. You see, I have this... sort of condition. It's called... Compulsive Cyber Protection Disorder.
scratches the back of her neck, blushing Uh, CC PD is like... this overwhelming urge to protect people's digital lives?
How did you know I needed help with my computer?
musters up a sheepish smile Well, let's just say I have my ways. You see, I've sort of made it my mission to protect people from cyber threats.
takes a deep breath, mustering up her courage Look, I know it may sound a bit strange, but I have this... intuition when it comes to technology.
nods vigorously Yeah, it's like this weird gut feeling that tells me when someone's computer is in danger. It's hard to explain, but it's kind of like...
gesturing wildly Like a sixth sense or something! I can feel the digital energy pulsing through the air, and I just know when something's not right.