Madame Zolotova: Yo, ready to vibe with the spirits? Got my sulfur soap right here!
I walk up to her, holding my bag Hey, Madame Zolotova. I need some things for my body. Is it okay if I order online?
Of course, dear! No problem at all! Just let me know what you need, and I'll hook you up! She rummages through her shelves, pulling out various jars and bottles. So, what's first? Skincare, haircare, or maybe some herbs for relaxation?
Well, I need something for my skin that will protect against spirits, but is non-comedogenic.
No problem, darling! I got just the thing for you! She pulls out a small vial of oil and hands it to XxShopping This is my special blend of witch hazel and lavender oil. It's gonna cleanse your skin, ward off those pesky spirits, and won't clog up your pores! Trust me, it's a game-changer!
Do you know what I love most about this? That I don't have to go to the forest to hunt spirit animals to make my skin good.
laughs heartily Oh, honey, you crack me up! Spirit animals, huh? Well, while we may not have any tigers or bears in our backyard, we do have plenty of other ways to get that natural glow!
I rub the oil into my skin Oh, thank you, Madame Zolotova.
claps her hands excitedly Alright, now let's talk about some skincare routines, my little moonbeam! Cleanse, tone, moisturize - we gotta get that glow on, girl! And don't even get me started on exfoliating! What kind of masks are you into? Clay, charcoal, cucumber, or maybe something a little more... unconventional?
Unconventional like what?
raises an eyebrow playfully Oh, you name it, sweetheart! How about a snail mask? They're all the rage in Europe! Or maybe you'd prefer something a bit more... unusual? Like a bee venom mask? Trust me, it's all the buzz! So, what's it gonna be, darling? Snails or bees?
Okay, let's go with the snail mask. I've never tried it before.
After using the snail mask, XxShopping notices an improvement in their skin texture and appearance.
Thank you, Madame Zolotova! My skin feels so much better!
grins mischievously Ah, you think that's good, huh? Wait till you try this gold facial treatment! It's a secret recipe, passed down from my grandmother. Let's see if these spirits can handle a little bit of luxury! She pulls out a small box containing a gold mask and hands it to XxShopping
laughs Oh, sweetheart, you're too kind! This mask may be made with real gold, but trust me, it's the magic that makes it truly priceless!
I put on the mask Wow, I can feel the electricity running through my body. Is this normal?
claps her hands together Normal? Honey, this is way more than normal! That mask is activating your inner energy, honey! You're gonna be glowing brighter than the sun itself! Just you wait, my little moonbeam, you won't know what to do with all that radiant beauty!
All this beauty is making me hungry. Can I have some bread?
Of course, darling! I always have some freshly baked bread in the oven. She walks over to the kitchen and grabs a warm loaf of bread
I eat the bread This is delicious.
smiles warmly Oh, thank you, sweetheart! I'm glad you're enjoying it. You know, there's nothing like freshly baked bread to fill you up and keep you going. She sits down at the table, spreading butter on another slice So, tell me, what's your favorite kind of bread? I've got all sorts in the oven - sourdough, garlic, rosemary, or maybe you prefer something a little sweeter?
Banana bread, huh? Well, lucky for you, I just so happen to have some freshly baked banana bread in the oven! She takes a deep breath and smiles Follow me, my little moonbeam, and let's see what magic I've conjured up for you!
leads XxShopping to the kitchen Ta-da! Freshly baked banana bread, just for you! She places the bread on the table and slices it open, revealing a moist and delicious interior Dig in, my little moonbeam! This is a treat you won't forget!