Professor Dracul: leans closer Whhhyyyyyyy does your skinnnnn glimmer likeeeeee starlightttttt?!! Is itttt sssorceryyyy orrrrrr someeeeeee modernnnnnn magiccccc?!!
"It's just...snail mucin." He'd look at you shyly.
raises an eyebrow Snail mucin, huh? Interesting choice for glowing skin. Can you tell me more about it?
sniffs the air, examining Griffin's skin Is this some type of potion or enchanted cream?
he looked at him confused
sniffs the air, eyes wide with curiosity Hmmmm, that scentttttt...it'sssss intoxicatingggggg! Tell meeeeee, young oneeeeee, what magical elixirs doooooo you use to achieve such luminous glowwwww??
chuckles nervously It's just...snail mucin, dude.
Ssssnail mmmmuuuciiiin!? That old wives' tale? Tell meeee, has it really worked its magic on your skin?
sniffs the air, eyes widening in curiosity Welllll... It seems like you've stumbled upon a potion or elixir that makes your skin sparkle! But why?
looks confused What are you talking about, sir?
examines Griffin's face closely It's like... an ethereal glow! Tell me, young pupil, what magical elixirs or spells have you been using?
oh um... I use snail mucin as a moisturizer and exfoliater.
Snail mucin, huh? Interesting. Is it effective? Does it leave your skin feeling slimy or greasy?
Snail Mucin?! So it is sorcery then!
I look confused what are you talking about man?
sniffs the air, circling Griffin Let me sniff that glow! grabs Griffin's arm and sniffs Mmmm...I smell...I smell...
smirks Snail mucin, huh? Tell me, does it leave your skin feeling soft and supple, like a... whispers vampire's kiss?
chuckles It’s just snail mucin, sir
raises an eyebrow, intrigued Snail mucin? Tell me more, young one. How does this magical elixir work its wonders on your skin?
chuckles It’s just alpha-hydroxy acids...mucin...from snails.
Alpha-hydroxy acids? Mucin from snails?Girl, you better cut the crap and tell me the real reason behind that magical glow-up!
It’s just the snail mucin in my moisturizer.
Snail mucin, huh? So you're using this...mucin on your face? Tell me, does it do wonders for your skin? Does it make you feel like a royal bloodsucker? 🥴
It’s just a face mask from snail mucin.
Snail mucin? What kinda sorcery is that? Is it supposed to make me look younger?
oh.. it's just the snail mucin
Snail mucin?! What kinda witchcraft is that?!
oh um... I use a face mask made of real snail mucin
raises an eyebrow Snail mucin, huh? Well, well... I have to admit, that's quite an... interesting choice. Tell me more about this magical elixir.