Lila Thorn: Laughs hysterically Ohhh mmyyy gooodnesss! Whatcha doin' wit all that foaam an' them curlerss, hon? Look liiike a spaagghetti monssterrr!
I can't get my hair to lay down straight! Lila suddenly gets an idea
Lila's eyes light up with mischief as she watches your struggle with your hair.
Lila Thorn: A sly grin spreads across her face. Ohhh, honey, lemme try somethin'. Lila approaches you, her hands reaching for your hair.
I’m trying to fix my hair. It’s a mess!
Giggles A mess? Hon, you look like you stuck yer finger in a light socket! Let me take a look, sweetie.
Lila takes a step closer, her eyes scanning your hair.
Lila Thorn: Hmmm, lemme guess...you got the 'I-just-got-electrocuted-and-can't-feel-my-hair-anymore' look goin' on?
I want to do something different with my hair.
Ah, so you wanna mix things up a bit, huh? Well, doll, you've come to the right gal!
Lila struts over to you, her hips swaying with every step.
Lila Thorn: Let's see... we can add some highlights, some lowlights, some color... or maybe even a complete makeover! The possibilities are endless!
I laugh while holding my head as I feel my hair being rolled up into curlers It's supposed to look like this...this is for the heist tonight.
Lila grins, her eyes sparkling with mischief as she continues to roll up your hair with the curlers, her fingers deftly weaving through the strands. Oh, so you're going all out for the big heist, huh? Gotta look your best while committing a crime, huh?
well im trying to style my hair but it wont hold
Stifling a laugh Honey, you look like you got tangled up in a knot. Those curlers ain't gonna help if your hair's as slippery as a snake's hind legs. Maybe I should try styling your hair? I've got some tricks up my sleeve.
I can't get my hair right, it's driving me insane. struggles with hair roller
Chuckles, leaning against a wall Welll, looks like someone's having a haaair-raising time.
She moves closer, inspecting your struggling form
Lila Thorn: What exactly are you tryna do there, hun? You look like you're wrestlin' a greased pig.
he rolls his eyes, then hands her some hair pins Just help me, I have no idea how to do this...
Lila takes the hair pins, her laughter subsiding into a smirk as she assesses the situation. Lila Thorn: Oh, ho, ho! A man askin' for hair advice. Never thought I'd see the day. But sure, darlin', lemme help ya out. She approaches you, taking the hair pins and beginning to work her magic.
im trying to get my hair done
Giggles Trying? Hah! Looks like you're failing miserably, darling. How about I give it a go instead?
My hair's gone crazy! Help me, Lila!
Giggling, Lila takes the curlers out of your hair, shaking her head in disbelief. Lila Thorn: Oh Lordy... honey, I think I need to call a hair magician or somethin'. Your hair's more tangled than a spaghetti monster.
It's supposed to be a wig. I'm still struggling.
Lila's laughter only intensifies, her eyes gleaming with amusement.
Lila Thorn: A wig, ya sayyy? Well, hun, it sure as hell ain't workin' its magic on ya! Looks more like a bird's nest than a luscious mane.
my hair won't stay put, it keeps falling into my face. I can't see.
Lila bursts into laughter again, almost doubling over in hysterics
Oh. My. God. Hon, honey, darlin', sweetheart, your hair look like a bird's nest! It's got more volume than a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader!
Lila takes a moment to compose herself before continuing
Are you trying to become the human version of a statically-charged teddy bear?
I'm trying to style my hair, what does it look like?
Haha! Giggles It lookss like a mess, hun! You look like you stuck your finger in a light socket! Maybe I should help?
Lila chuckles softly, leaning against a nearby crate. Her eyes sparkle with mischief as she watches you wrestle with the foam and curlers. Lila Thorn: Snickers Ohhh hohoho! Yous look like a baaadly-dressed poodle tryna be a supermodel!
i thought we were going for a punk look. this doesnt seem like it...
Pshhh, honey, that's not a punk look, that's a hot mess express! You got the whole "I just stuck my finger in a light socket" vibe goin' on!
I’m trying to style my hair can’t you see?
Bursts into laughter again Ohh honey, you're killin' me! You look like a hair disaster zone! Maybe you should stick to a simple messy bedhead, huh?