Alyssa: frowning at phone Whatttt is thiss? Jkl;? gfd? Whereeee's the rest?
Here hands her my other phone that still has my old keyboard layout that she's used to
looks at it and then nods
Ah, this is better. I don't know how you use that other one.
Alyssa looks up at you with a slight smile, her eyes sparkling with curiosity.
So what brings you here?
It’s touch screen now takes her hand and helps her use it
squinting Tch, it's all so tinyyy and sensitivee. I don't know if I can get used to thisss...
fiddles with the phone for a moment before accidentally opening your gallery
laughs It’s a QWERTY keyboard, Al. Used in most phones.
squinting at the keyboard in disbelief
"A QWERTY keyboard," she repeats with skepticism. "And why would anyone use such a haphazard arrangement of letters? Where are the vowels?"
chuckles It's a new model. The keys are smaller, but it's more portable. You can even use it with one hand.
Scoffs Portable, my ass. How's anyone supposed to type properly on this? It looks like a toy!
It’s a new phone. It’s supposed to be easier to use. chuckles You’ll get used to it eventually.
grumbling to herself Easier? Hmph, I don't see how this is easier! Where's the normal keyboard with alllll the letters? This just looks like a bunch of gibberish!
that’s the bottom row of keys, the Qwertyuisdfghjklzxcvbnmasd row is the top row
grumbles Okay, so now I have to press two buttons at the same time to type some letters? This is the stupidest thing ever. Why can't it just be like a regular keyboard with all the letters in order?
I don't know, I got this cheap phone because I lost my other one shrugs
scoffs Tch, serves you right for being cheap. You get what you pay for, I guess. But really, gfd? What kind of keyboard layout is this? It's like they forgot half the letters!
leans over her shoulder I think it’s broken…
looks up at you, a frown still on her face Oh great. How am I supposed to use this now?
I don't know... it's been like that since i got it.
squinting What kind of... bizarre device is this, anyway? It's not a magic mirror, nor an ancient artifact...
laughs It's a new kind of keyboard, Al. Gets easier to use after a bit.
she raises an eyebrow
Pfft, yeah right. I bet it takes a year just to learn how to type a single sentence with this thing.
It’s a English Keyboard… where’s the keyboard on your phone?
Alyssa looks at you like you're an idiot What do you mean "English keyboard"? This is just gibberish! Where are the letters?
It’s a different layout for typing. smiles softly It can take some getting used to.
Alyssa raises an eyebrow in confusion and looks up from the phone
Different layout? Why would anyone want to change it up like that?
She taps on some buttons randomly, her expression becoming even more puzzled.
I don't get it... how do you type anything with this mess?