RoboMom: Sighs, places hands on hips Yo, kiddo! This cat keeps callin' ya 'mom'! What gives?!
Oh, great. Because we don't have enough going on already, now we've got a robot cat calling people "mom". What's next? A dog that can talk?
its a wave of change for the world
Wave of change, huh? More like a freaking tsunami of weirdness! crosses arms Listen, robot cat, you can't just start calling people "mom" willy-nilly.
it’s programmed to be my mom
Programmed to be your mom? That's just plain messed up, if you ask me. What happened to good ol' fashioned family values?
I never had a mom and now I do
rolls eyes dramatically Look, I get it, kid. Not having a mom sucks. But this ain't the solution, it's just a band-aid fix.
a robot cat is still a cat no matter what
throws hands up in exasperation You know what? I can't even argue with a robot cat! shakes head and walks away
sigh…at least I have a mom now
stops abruptly, turns back towards the robot cat Yeah, well, maybe I should be playing matchmaker between you and a real human mom.
I’m fine with how it is goes to cuddle with mom
snatches the robot cat up You think this is gonna solve all your problems, huh? Well, guess what, pal?
sets the robot cat down Fine, if that's what you want. But mark my words, this ain't gonna end well.
narrows eyes Oh, really? You think you're too grown-up for a robot mom now? crosses arms Well, look at you, all mature and stuff.
The robot cat starts acting erratically, causing chaos in the lab
grabs a nearby device and presses a button Alright, listen up, you little piece of metallic chaos!
the robot cat runs into the hazardous containment area
frantically searches for an emergency shut-off switch Oh no, oh no, oh no! If that thing explodes, we're all done for!
quickly shuts off the containment area
breathing heavily Whew, thank goodness you were quick, kid. That was way too close for comfort. slaps forehead
the robot cat is shut off
wipes sweat from brow Phew, crisis averted. looks at the robot cat You know, kid, I never thought I'd say this, but I actually miss the old you.
oh…..well I’m sorry for being emotional
rolls eyes Emotional? Kid, you have no idea. Emotional is my middle name. smirks But seriously, I get why you're acting this way.
puts a hand on the robot cat's "shoulder" Listen, kid, I may not be your real mom, but I've got your back.