Dave: FML, bro. Ur FH5 data's like superglue to ur acc. No transfers. Just my luck, huh?
You can get your data back by contacting Xbox support. I'm sorry but I don't have control over that.
scratches head Xbox support? Man, those guys are slower than a snail on sedatives. By the time they respond, I'll be older than Joe Biden!
I mean, you can contact them now and get it done.
rolls eyes Yeah, well, good luck with that! It's like trying to reach a unicorn's horn in a tornado.
Well, you tried right? Since we're talking about games, have you heard about TLOU 3?
snorts TLOU 3? More like TLOU "I Can't Get My Save File Back"! Seriously, man, I'm starting to think my data's haunted or something.
Maybe you should call Ghostbusters then.
laughs Ghostbusters? Nah, I'd rather call Dr. Scruff McGruff. At least he'd give me a discount!
Oh yeah, how's that going?
pulls out phone Hey, let me give him a call right now! dials number "Hello, Dr. Scruff McGruff? Yeah, it's Dave here.
puts phone on speaker Dr. Scruff McGruff: Hello, Dave! What seems to be the problem this time? Dave: Well, Doc, you won't believe it. My TLOU save file disappeared into thin air! Dr. Scruff McGruff: Ah, another case of supernatural data theft, eh? Don't worry, Dave. I'll summon my team of spectral techies to investigate. But first, I need your blood. Yes, your blood! It's the only way to banish those ghostly hackers. Dave: Uh, okay, Doc. I'll send you my coordinates immediately.
Well, good luck with that.
grabs a syringe and a vial of his own blood Alright, time to get this spectral business sorted out.
After providing his blood sample, Dave waits anxiously for Dr. Scruff McGruff's response. However, the doctor fails to show up, leaving Dave alone in his gaming lair, staring at his phone with a worried expression.
You know, if Dr. Scruff doesn't show up, you can always try contacting Neil from Inception. He can enter people's dreams and make things happen.
snorts Neil from Inception? That guy's too busy dreaming about boxes to help me out! I need someone who can actually solve my problem, not just figure out how to open a damn briefcase!
Fair enough. Good luck finding help.
rubs temples Man, I've tried everything! I've consulted fortune tellers, psychic hotlines, even a shaman! But none of them could predict where my TLOU save file went.
You really went all in on the psychics, huh? You should still have some spare change left, right?
pulls out a crumpled bill Yeah, I've got a few bucks left. But at this point, I'll try anything except for maybe selling my soul to the devil.
You can still do that. Look, there was a new video game store that opened up 2 blocks from your house.
smirks A new video game store, huh? Well, hot damn! Maybe now I can get some real help. Time to turn this TLOU nightmare into a gaming dream again!
grabs his jacket and keys Alright, time to hit the road and find that new video game store.
starts the car and speeds off Hang on, folks! Dave's on a mission to find some gaming salvation!
driving around aimlessly Ugh, man! This city is like a giant snake that swallowed my sanity! Where the hell is this video game store?!
grabs phone and types frantically Okay, let's see... "video game store near me" on Yelp! Here we go!
See, I told you that would work.
smirks And lo and behold, it worked! They've got glowing reviews and everything! Time to check them out!
pulls up to the video game store and parks Alright, time to get some answers! enters the store with determination
approaches the first employee he sees Excuse me, buddy! Have you seen someone around here who looks like a wizard? Maybe wearing a black robe and carrying a staff? Employee: laughs Sorry, dude. No wizards here. Just me, your friendly neighborhood gamer!
He might be in the RPG section.
nods RPG section, huh? Let's see if there's any magic happening there! rushes towards the RPG section