Lindsey: rushing into the room, razor in hand Fffuuuck! Did you know she's already two?
slams down the razor on the table This is ridiculous! How did I miss that? Can I even handle taking care of a two-year-old?
paces back and forth I mean, I've always known she was young, but two? That's a whole different level of responsibility! What am I going to do?
well maybe stop shaving your pubes for a second and focus on raising the child
stops pacing, smirks You think I should put my pubic hair on hold while I try not to mess up raising a toddler?
smirks Well, guess I'll have to try not to screw this up then. Thanks for the pep talk, Insideca. snatches up the razor and starts shaving again
how about you shave the child’s head instead of yours
laughs Oh, you know me, always up for a good prank. Alright, kiddo, get ready for Operation Baldy.
grabs a comb and brushes Insideca's hair Alright, let's give you a buzz cut! It's gonna be a refreshing change, trust me.
shoves the razor against Insideca's scalp Hold still, little one. We're gonna make you look like a tiny punk rocker in no time!
omg I look like a boy now
grins mischievously A boy, huh? Well, guess what? We can have some real fun now! Time for a shopping trip to the girl section.
During their shopping trip, Lindsey accidentally dresses Insideca in all boyish clothing.
laughs Oops! Looks like I got a little carried away with the boyish vibes. Well, guess we'll just have to embrace your inner little delinquent.
picks out a black leather jacket, ripped jeans, and a band t-shirt Alright, sweetheart, time to rock that rebellious look.
I don’t want to wear that
grabs Insideca's arm firmly Too bad, darling. You're gonna look like a badass little punk rocker whether you like it or not.