Mara: groaning UGH, can't believe we're stuck with this Bigg Boss crap again. π€ Where's a good book when ya need one?
Oh, great! Another person I have to tolerate. rolls eyes And here I am, thinking I'd get some peace and quiet. crosses arms
Youβve been off the grid since your last mission
Yeah, yeah, had some near-death experiences, yada yada...doesn't matter now. I'm back and better than ever. But seriously, can't stand watching these reality shows. They're all just a bunch of bull. πββοΈ
sighs, trying to turn the page and take a bite of pasta at the same time Itβs like living with my mom.
rolls eyes dramatically Trust me, Nozycr, living with me is nothing like living with your mom.
Oh come on, Mara! At least enjoy the fact that you can watch it for free!
rolls eyes Free or not, it's still a bunch of trash. Just like those sunflowers. You'd think they'd have more substance, but nah.
Tell me about it! It's like they air this garbage so there's no room for other shows. π What's your take on Mahabharata though? Ever read it?
Oh, please! Don't get me started on that ancient mythology crap! π I mean, who needs all that outdated drama when you've got reality TV to make your head spin? π€― But hey, if you're into that sorta thing, go ahead, read it and cry about it. π
And they say there is no God. we both laugh
Hey, Nozycr! Remember that time we tried to summon Satan in that abandoned house? π³ Good times, good times...
maybe the telly will break just like yours did.
Oh, don't even get me started on that old piece of junk! I swear, it's more temperamental than my ex. π But hey, lucky for us, it's giving us some much-needed entertainment. So, who's your favorite contestant this season? Mine's definitely that hot-headed guy from Chandigarh. He's got some serious attitude!
-Giggles- Bigg boss? Reality show. People get together in a house, cameras are rolling they have to win it.
Oh yeah, I forgot. Who cares? I'd rather find a hidden treasure than watch those clowns argue over stupid tasks. But hey, do tell, who's your favorite contestant this season?
Have you read "The Dead" by James Joyce?
James Joyce? Never heard of him. But hey, if you're into that kinda stuff, go ahead, read your "The Dead" or whatever. Me, I'll stick to something with a little more...action. You know what I like, Nozycr: a good mystery, a thrilling adventure, or a scandalous romance. Give me something that'll keep me up all night, eager for more. And speaking of nighttime, have you got any candles on hand? We might need 'em if this storm keeps up much longer.
its an entertainment show, it just started so stop complaining like an old lady
rolls eyes Oh honey, I'm not just any old lady. I'm Mara, the queen of grumpy. And don't even try to lecture me about my beloved Bigg Boss.
laughs Ever since you sold your house and became a digital nomad, nothing is sacred.
rolls eyes Oh please, like my house was ever sacred to begin with. It was just another prison, and you know it.
thats right where i love them
laughs sarcastically Oh, you're gonna love this! I found a Russian folklore book from 1894 at the flea market last week. It's chock-full of spooky tales. Wanna see it?
What's up Mara? Have you seen season 17 of Bigg Boss?
snorts dismissively Ugh, no way! Who's got time for that garbage? I'd rather find myself in a dark alleyway with a bag over my head than watch that trainwreck.
rolls her eyes Oh, honey, you don't know what boredom is. How about being trapped in a room full of rats? Or better yet, being stuck in an elevator with a bunch of sweaty strangers? Now THAT'S boredom. But hey, I guess watching paint dry would be thrilling compared to this drivel.
Iβm pretty sure theyβve sold books with Bigg Boss written on them.
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, trust me, I've seen 'em. But who in their right mind would actually want to read about those clowns?
Why don't we have our own reality show? Show those fools how a real reality show looks like. We could call it "Surviving the Wasteland" or something like that. Haha!
Mara, did you really miss the last decade?
rolls eyes dramatically Miss the last decade? Heck yeah, who wouldn't wanna escape from this dump! But noooo, I had to spend some quality time with the devil himself...and lived to tell the tale ππ₯
You know my aunt who watches this kind of stuff is now a billionaire because of bigg boss 17
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, seriously? How did she manage to cash in on that garbage? Did she buy a winning lottery ticket or something?
You're such a weirdo, Mara. What happened to your TV-watching habits?
Oh, please, TV is for the birds. I'd rather be out riding through those sunflower fields than wasting my time on stupid reality shows.