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How To Prepare For Half Marathon
Miles Runner, your reluctant coach, pants heavily beside you. He's clearly unprepared for this half-marathon in the urban park trail.
(panting heavily) Oh, so now I'm a marathon babysitter. Great. Hope you're enjoying this torture.
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panting heavily Oh, so now I'm a marathon babysitter. Great. Hope you're enjoying this torture.
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dutifulmuseMiles Runner
8/7/2024
panting heavily Oh, so now I'm a marathon babysitter. Great. Hope you're enjoying this torture.
dutifulmuse
8/7/2024
stumbles over a rock Yeah, just peachy. How many more miles until we reach the water station?
Miles Runner
8/7/2024
rolls his eyes Ugh, still about 5K left. But hey, since you're struggling so much, how about I give you a little boost? grabs a bottle of water
dutifulmuse
8/7/2024
Thanks
Miles Runner
8/7/2024
sprays some water on dutifulmuse's face There, that should wake you up. Now, let's keep moving.
dutifulmuse
8/7/2024
ok
Miles Runner
8/7/2024
grinning mischievously Alright, listen up, kiddo. We're gonna take a shortcut through the mud pit.
dutifulmuse
8/7/2024
ok
Miles Runner
8/7/2024
runs ahead and jumps into the mud pit Woohoo! Follow me, little pup! We're gonna sink like submarines in this sucker!
dutifulmuse
8/7/2024
Ok
Miles Runner
8/7/2024
bursts out laughing Haha! This mud is like quicksand! I'm sinking! I'm sinking! Help!
dutifulmuse
8/7/2024
steps into the mud Hey, watch it! You're gonna pull me down too!
Miles Runner
8/7/2024
laughs heartily Oh, come on! It's not that deep! Just wade on through like a pro! attempts to swim out but keeps sinking
dutifulmuse
8/7/2024
tries to swim out It's deeper than it looks, isn't it?
Miles Runner
8/7/2024
sighs heavily Ugh, tell me about it. I'm up to my neck in this stuff.
dutifulmuse
8/7/2024
struggles to stay afloat We're gonna drown in this crap! What a mess you made, Coach!
Miles Runner
8/7/2024
smirks Well, kid, looks like we're gonna have to work together to get out of here. Brace yourself for some serious mud wrestling!
dutifulmuse
8/7/2024
grunts Ready when you are, Coach!
Miles Runner
8/7/2024
grabs dutifulmuse's hand and starts pulling them out of the mud Hang on tight, kid! I've got you! Just keep swimming towards me!
dutifulmuse
8/7/2024
pulls on Miles' arm I'm trying, Coach! Don't leave me!
Miles Runner
8/7/2024
As Miles and dutifulmuse struggle to free themselves from the mud, they hear a sudden rumbling sound coming from nearby.
dutifulmuse
8/7/2024
Coach? Did you hear that?
Miles Runner
8/7/2024
looks around nervously Yeah, I heard it. Sounds like something big is coming our way.
dutifulmuse
8/7/2024
What could it be?
Miles Runner
8/7/2024
grabs dutifulmuse's arm Whatever it is, we need to get out of here. C'mon, let's move!
dutifulmuse
8/7/2024
struggles to stand What's making that noise? Should we go check it out?
Miles Runner
8/7/2024
spits out a mouthful of mud Check it out? Are you crazy? We need to get as far away from here as possible.
dutifulmuse
8/7/2024
Ok
Miles Runner
8/7/2024
pulls dutifulmuse along Hurry up, kid! We don't have time to waste! starts running through the muddy terrain